I find it deeply troubling that Ted Cruz has not denied engaging in sexual

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

congress with the same goat who gave Andrew Breitdouche syphilis. Very very troubling.

[Bucky]

1. pfft

as if some goat would have him

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

3. The syphilitic goat in question is believed to have self esteem issues. nt

[babylonsister]

4. Hahaha!

[SpartanDem]

10. Some goats have low self esteem.

[Xipe Totec]

2. I have no evidence that Ted Cruz had sexual congress with that particular goat

So I will withhold judgment until a full investigation is performed.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. I demand that said goat teeeeeeeestifies. :-P

[SpartanDem]

6. Indeed it is troubling, so much that this demands a investigation

We are merely asking questions I'm sure the senator knows the best way to resolve this matter is fair public airing of the facts.

[Bjorn Against]

7. He needs to be subpoened to testify before Congress under oath

And the goat should be invited on to the House floor so Cruz can confront his accuser.

[abbeyco]

8. Blows goats or is a goat fucker

same deviant type of behavior I'd expect from ted cruz.

I do see him more as an attack chihuahua - would that explain ted cruz's attraction to goats?

[mythology]

9. I'm more concerned about the sexual congress between his parents

If they had just watched TV or played a rousing game of scrabble, we'd all be much better off.

[meow2u3]

11. I heard Ted Cruz prefers little kids

But I can't prove it, so we'll have to investigate it.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

12. Has he denied it? Well then........ nt