I'm about 5 feet from Callista Gingrich right now

[Recursion]

Nothing to report, that just seemed like something DU would enjoy knowing. Newt's speech is actually kind of interesting, I hate to say; he's almost tolerable when he sticks to history and doesn't slip into current policy.

[madokie]

1. And you didn't throw up???

[Recursion]

4. I'm standing right by a rack with about $50K worth of routers and switches in it

If I felt a heave I'd do everything in my power to swallow it back down.

[onethatcares]

9. jeez, I know they had a credit line

but do you think they had to put $50K worth of routers and switches in her rack?

[sharp_stick]

15. HA HA HA HA HA

she needs that to keep an eye on Newtie. Isn't she getting close to his mandatory replacement age?

[Viking12]

2. Is there a cold breeze?

A stink of dead flesh?

[11 Bravo]

3. Can you summon up a fart?

[Ikonoklast]

8. Newt was already there.

[kairos12]

38. Sacrifice for the cause--a shart is justified I think

[Cali_Democrat]

5. Run away...as fast as you can. n/t

[Arkansas Granny]

6. Exercise self control. Don't do anything that will get you in trouble.

[Recursion]

7. Could be worse. I had to bring Trent Lott coffee in my last job

DC. It's Hollywood for ugly people.

[Erose999]

21. A fart is a concealed carry weapon that is legal anywhere.

[SidDithers]

10. Whatever you do, don't look into her eyes...

Sid

[NRaleighLiberal]

17. .

[lpbk2713]

18. The lights are on but nobody's home.

[greytdemocrat]

36. Dear God Sid!!!

Was that pic necessary????

That is beyond creepy!!

[SidDithers]

37. I thought I resized it smaller...

It is kinda... overwhelming, eh?



Sid

[indepat]

42. Are her eyes the eyes of a woman in love or a Michelle Bachmann wannabee?

[sdfernando]

11. Be very careful and watch out for

her hair....that stuff can stab you to death...that is if her gaze doesn't do it first.

[MineralMan]

12. RUN!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

[catbyte]

13. Did you remember to bring your cootie repellant?

[lpbk2713]

14. Better check on the janitorial staff.

See if any child labor laws need to be enforced.

[pnwest]

16. did she say "Ack. Ack ack"? (a la "Mars Attacks")

[4nic8em]

25. I'll bet

she's chewing blue nitrogen enriched gum too...

[snooper2]

19. Hit on her...

Maybe Newt hasn't been treating her right

[wandy]

20. You poor S.O.B. Run. Run, I tell you!

[SummerSnow]

22. Does she glow? She looks like she glows

[elehhhhna]

23. wtf are you doing at Tiffany's?

[joeybee12]

24. Good thing you skipped lunch...nt

[Sekhmets Daughter]

26. Shall we send a rescue crew?

[Cleita]

27. I her hair real?

Or is it a bad wig?

[Bucky]

28. He's pretty weak on the Civil War and tends to ignore economic causes.

I'm sure he's a captivating speaker on historical topics--he had a whole career to practice being so. But being a first rate intellect among politicians does not make one a first rate intellect among intellectuals.

[spanone]

29. you have my deepest sympathy.

[DearAbby]

30. Do take care...

Her hair curl, razor sharp and listed with the FBI as a deadly weapon.

[quaker bill]

31. Do you happen to have a pie?

[jberryhill]

32. I doubt Newt gets that close

[grantcart]

33. Ask her if she knows any good jewelry stores that sell on easy credit.

[Fire Walk With Me]

34. CAREFUL! Her inner, second jaw can tear out your neck even from that far!

[Rex]

35. I'm sorry.

Newt and the word 'tolerable' don't mix...he must be having an off day.

[calimary]

39. How's her helmet hair?

She had a seriously odd hair style. Talk about rigid! Must be one of the things newty liked about her.

I find his claim of being any kind of "historian" rather jaundiced. If he really knew his history, he wouldn't have gone around badmouthing unions - AND child-protection laws. If he was really a historian of any worth, he'd have understood clearly WHY those child-protection laws were VITAL!!!

What a pompous ass. And an attention whore. And a windbag that's still empty even when it's filled-to-bursting with hot air.

[RKP5637]

40. Is her face really a plastic mask? n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

41. DUCK!