ABC News' majorly borked transcript of Rubio's SOTU response

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Transcript for Marco Rubio's State of the Union Response (Spanish Language Version)

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[PennsylvaniaMatt]

1. Stephen Colbert mentioned this on his show!

Hilarious stuff!

My favorite part: "Me by, under the bar, man in my my - a headache, and editing it, they use better than they out of the house around the mosque and what can"

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2. That actually makes more sense

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3. Jon Stewart had a hilarious bit about this last week on TDSWJS

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4. Yet it's still like that

That's highly strange.