Mossad accuses Iran of developing deadly meteorites underground

[dipsydoodle]

Israel’s intelligence service, Mossad, has claimed to have found large amounts of rock beneath Iran, clear evidence that the country is developing a deadly meteorite capability.

Speaking from inside a bin to protect his identity, Mossad agent Golan Aharoni ejected a small pebble from his hiding place, claiming it was a ‘key component’ in Iran’s gravity-powered weapon.

“Our agents risked their lives to retrieve this, from a secret location in the Zagros mountains. A CIA geologist told us the region may have been developing similar rocks for millions of years.”

Aharoni described how the meteorite was first spotted on Google Earth, which led to a mission to investigate further, using their most discreet methods of bombing.

http://newsthump.com/2013/02/16/mossad-accuses-iran-of-developing-deadly-meteorites-underground/

[pscot]

1. Well done!

Israeli intelligence doesn't miss much. We need an International Commission, to find out who put all those rocks down there in the first place. Whoever it was, they're obviously playing a deep game.

[Ichingcarpenter]

2. I heard they were two years away

from developing this in 1978, 1980, 1982, ..... etc etc ..

Funny stuff.

[helveticas]

3. LOL!

[magellan]

4. If they try to nationalize those rocks, that's our cue

Invade!

[Poll_Blind]

5. "It's like 1939 all over again!"

PB