Rubio Is Religious Right Teabagging Theocratic Candidate The GOP Has Always Wanted.

[TheMastersNemesis]

[HockeyMom]

1. you forgot

sexist too.

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3. And a credit card crook with a bogus "immigrant story"

[Xipe Totec]

2. Pinche peón pendejo persignado

Stupid fucking sanctimonious peon.

[NRaleighLiberal]

4. = another losing GOP candidate! (and...water is wet.....)

esp for Mr. Bottle!

[COLGATE4]

5. He may well be - but first he's got to

settle on a religion. Born Catholic, he (and the entire family) converted to Mormonism during their stay in Utah. Returning to Florida (and probably sensing that a Latin Mormon condidate wouldn't enthuse the Miami Cubans too much) he re-converted to Catholicism. Who knows what opportunities may present themselves for him in the future? Maybe become a born-again God-fearin' Southern Baptist? After all, what differerence does a little theological shift make when the prize is the Presidency?
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[Bake]

6. Basically, he's another GOP crook.

So of course he fits right in with the GOPers. They love him. I call him Not Ready for Prime Time.

Bake

[FSogol]

7. A common grifter.