Grumpy Cat and The Nuge

[WilliamPitt]

[OneGrassRoot]

1. EXCELLENT!!!!! lolol!!!! n/t

[HangOnKids]

2. K&R

The Nuge is really crappy his pants in that photo!

[warrior1]

3. looks like he's taking a shit.

[cartach]

25. Or blowing a fart.

If so he would clear the room pretty quickly.

[11 Bravo]

35. In his pants? Why? We no longer have a draft for him to dodge.

[Raster]

44. Because Teddy-boy Shitty Pants discovered he LIKES shitting his pants...

He likes the warm, gushy feel enveloping his teeny-tiny balls. He likes smelling like a week old diaper. He finds the entire fecal experience almost sexually arousing. Unfortunately, the only thing that now really gets his dick hard is killing something, preferably small and defenseless. Once he kills something to get his dick hard, then he can fuck underage girls, although they tend to be turned off by the whole shit thing, so he doesn't score as much as he used to when he was a "Rock Star," and could get away with "that shit." Woe is Ted.

[GCP]

4. I shared that to FB

Love that cat.

[DollarBillHines]

5. That dude is just loaded with style

I see he wore his Sunday-go-to-meetin' duds.

Got the nose-bleed seats, too.

Effing hilarious.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

22. What's that on his chin? Has he been foaming at the mouth again?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

27. I believe it's month old crusted food that he's refused to wash off.

Someone needs to tell him that he's no longer draft eligible.

[freshwest]

30. All of that! And surrounded by 'uppity women' and 'people of color.' He's dying there...

Reality serving a comeuppance for that worthless POS.

[DollarBillHines]

37. Poetic justice

When that asshat from Texas announced that he was inviting Noogie-poo, I kept thinking, "Let the bad times roll".

Ol' Teddie-Boy got it in spades, didn't he?

[freshwest]

38. Yes, he sure did. And didn't have much to say aftewards except to mock saving children.

He said that to ridicule the parents and survivors of the Newtown shooting. The more I learn of this waste of protoplasm, the more I see him as having no reason to exist, period.

[whathehell]

6. I was glad to see he got NO camera time whatsoever!....n/t

[joeybee12]

7. Wonderful! KNR

[Arctic Dave]

8. Like a turd in a punchbowl.

[siligut]

9. Have to admire the Obama administration's soave faire

Go ahead invite the Nuge, then seat him there.

People complained he didn't deserve the honor, but it's the opposite of an honor when you have his ego.

Love it

[Curmudgeoness]

10. Oh, that is soooo good!

Thanks for making my day with such a good laugh.



I will "ditto" Grumpy Cat.

On edit, though, I really feel sorry for the nice guy who got stuck sitting beside Nugent!

[Hissyspit]

11. Background: Put Him Next to Gay Civil Rights Activist Musician

http://www.gawker.com/5983929/state-of-the-union-seating-planners-troll-ted-nugent-put-him-next-to-gay-civil-rights-activist-from-portland

State of the Union Seating Planners Troll Ted Nugent, Put Him Next to Gay Civil Rights Activist from Portland

By Neetzan Zimmerman, Feb 13, 2013 11:00 AM
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After all that brouhaha over Ted Nugent — you know, the guy who threatened to kill President Obama — getting invited to the State of the Union by Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX), the hard-talking, pants-shitting rocker was seldom seen throughout the evening.

But the one photo of Nugent that did make the rounds was publicized not from Stockman's camp, but rather from that of Rep. Earl Blumenauer (D-OR), the congressman who invited Nugent's seatmate — Portland musician Thomas Lauderdale.

Lauderdale, best known for founding the "little orchestra" known as Pink Martini, is the anti-Ted Nugent: A liberal, Occupy-Movement-supporting, openly gay civil rights activist who favors gun control and loves classical music.

But for all their differences, the two did apparently manage to find common ground, and, according to Lauderdale at least, had a pretty pleasant chat.

He wrote in an email to BlueOregon:

I was totally not expecting to be seated next to Ted Nugent at the State of the Union .... but it was incredible. We talked about hunting ... in Texas (where he has lived for the past 10 years) and Michigan (where he grew up). Growing up he was inspired by Dick Dale ... and later by the British Invasion bands of the mid-60s ... The Yardbirds ... The Rolling Stones. He only tours in the summer. I asked him if he did USO tours. He has ... BUT is probably the only celebrity who carried his own machine gun. (Shockingly, I don't have a machine gun of my own.) He thought this year's Grammys were too "bubblegum" and childish. And, of all of his compositions, "Fred Bear" means the most to him ... people ask for it at their funerals, their barmitzvahs, their graduations ... "It doesn't get more "wow" than that," he said. At the end of the night, he shook my hand, and wished me luck. I thought he was a real gentleman.

[UtahLib]

14. Thomas Lauderdale is a charming and non-judgemental man.

Ted would do well to learn from his example.

[Hissyspit]

18. Occupy Portland is in the House!

[patrice]

28. We had a visit from them here, when we were still camping, and SEVERAL others besides. I thought

Occupy Portland just understands what all is going on really well. Some other Occupies who came through our camp were good about helping people learn from one another and others not so much. Portland seemed most intuitive about what we were going through, right up there with Chicago & St. Louis.

[tomp]

43. an amazing musician and band (Pink Martini). nt

[Drum]

15. Thanks for your post!

I was trying to look up links for mine, and you have in the meantime put something here much bettah. Kudos!

[ReRe]

23. I always watch the Grammys

...and I thought this year's was the best in recent years. TN has a very closed mind if he didn't like the Grammys this year. Or he's over the hill and can't enjoy the younger folk's music... Great article from gawker. Thanks hissyspit...

[Leslie Valley]

26. I wonder why they stuck the Gay Civil Rights Activist Musician up in the nosebleeds

Next to Nugent.

What did he do to deserve that?

[irisblue]

12. I feel sorry for the guy next to Nugent

Really bad.

[Drum]

13. The guy to TN's left is the leader of a phenomenal band called Pink Martini,

...based in Portland OR. He (Thomas Lauderdale) is a fierce pianist, arranger, and bandleader.

They're an awesome band, and tickets are hard to come by.... A couple times I've seen them and Ari Shapiro of NPR was a guest artist (he's a wonderful and suave singer, too!)


Check them out here:

&list=UU674a0Y6Rc7D59gUotdUzYg&index=5 (Amado Mio!)

(Interview with Thomas)

[classof56]

31. I love me some Pink Martini!

A true Oregon Treasure!

Thanks for your post.

[dmr]

36. Awesome, truly awesome!

Now, that's good music. Thanks for posting this, I enjoyed it.

[supercats]

16. This Is Great!

He sure looks like he's having the time of his life!!! Careful what you wish for, it just might come true!

[thelordofhell]

17. Reminds me of those old Bob Eucker Miller Lite commercials

"I must be in the front rooooooowwww!!!"

[AsahinaKimi]

19. I bet he's thinking

He would rather be in a Bar about now. What a waste of a good seat, at the SOTU.

[Flaxbee]

20. Love it!

Thanks, WillPitt

[Tanuki]

21. I figured they seated him on the aisle in the back so he could be escorted out with relative ease

if he created a disruption. His seatmate was certainly more gracious and congenial than I could have been under the circumstances.

[ReRe]

24. I'm so glad he kept his big trap shut...

... I think he knew he should NOT act up. AND so glad the TV cameramen didn't give him any showtime.

[patrice]

29. Thus spracht Grumpy Cat! nt

[lobodons]

32. Interesting, nobody is interacting with him

Interesting, nobody is interacting with him. He is a "star" so to speak who usually is the center of attention and here, nothing.

[DinahMoeHum]

40. Methinks they're all afraid of getting Cat Scratch Fever from him.

[Zoeisright]

33. Nooger is the ugliest human being alive.

Inside and out.

[sinkingfeeling]

34. Good God, I think they're related!!

[meeshrox]

39. He must still be sore from

the cavity search he got on the way in!

[RedCappedBandit]

41. hahahahha i love it

[In_The_Wind]

42. good.