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Just for fun: SOTU Rubio Photoshop Contest (Original Post) EarlG Feb 2013 OP
Bwaaaaaaaaaaah hahahaha malaise Feb 2013 #1
We need more graphical content up at the top of this thread. Coyotl Feb 2013 #120
Isn't that Ex-savior? malaise Feb 2013 #123
Now he is saving an bottled water company from obscurity. Coyotl Feb 2013 #124
Listen malaise Feb 2013 #125
Up Shit Creek and Down the Hershey Highway BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2013 #142
ROFL malaise Feb 2013 #145
Ugh, don't mention Cruz, please DFW Feb 2013 #210
i just screamed CatWoman Feb 2013 #153
Perfect. nt SunSeeker Feb 2013 #194
That made my Day! goclark Feb 2013 #267
k&r... spanone Feb 2013 #2
lol, I'm looking forward to this thread! dmr Feb 2013 #3
me too!! CatWoman Feb 2013 #117
Excellent. I don't do photoshop, but one with his pants or suit on fire would be great. Honeycombe8 Feb 2013 #4
We just got scolded for lowering the level of discourse..... msanthrope Feb 2013 #5
I'm so surprised. joshcryer Feb 2013 #14
Puritanism is the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun. nt msanthrope Feb 2013 #16
!! nolabear Feb 2013 #25
... said H. L. Mencken Bernardo de La Paz Feb 2013 #158
While I thought the water bottle thing was hilarious, do we need to be cruel ScreamingMeemie Feb 2013 #58
Not being cruel. joshcryer Feb 2013 #63
I'm sure I have too, and I've made mental lists of my own. ScreamingMeemie Feb 2013 #64
Oddly enough. I have enjoyed my interactiions with you. I think I sent you a PM Luminous Animal Feb 2013 #84
I just get tired of the whole turn the cheek thing. joshcryer Feb 2013 #92
Turn the cheek thing is in my nature. I am enormously forgiving Luminous Animal Feb 2013 #99
It's not that I put anyone there. joshcryer Feb 2013 #104
This message was self-deleted by its author Luminous Animal Feb 2013 #74
phhhhhhttttt hibbing Feb 2013 #54
The pure are unsmiling. nt msanthrope Feb 2013 #107
There's a level of discourse on DU? Adsos Letter Feb 2013 #68
Who knew? nt msanthrope Feb 2013 #108
Uhhhmerica datasuspect Feb 2013 #6
Perfect! nt msanthrope Feb 2013 #17
Thanks. Keep them coming. Coyotl Feb 2013 #52
Here's a GIF! Have fun with it! longship Feb 2013 #7
If they're drying then they're lying. Historic NY Feb 2013 #8
Prefect nmbluesky Feb 2013 #9
Could somebody make him look like the guy in the Tequila ads...? Sparkly Feb 2013 #10
You mean "The Most Interesting Man in the World" from Dos Equis beer? ScreamingMeemie Feb 2013 #61
I would love to see that! smirkymonkey Feb 2013 #69
OK! Post #86. :) n/t Beartracks Feb 2013 #87
"I don't always drink water, but when I do... Beartracks Feb 2013 #86
Perfect! Beautiful! smirkymonkey Feb 2013 #181
Thanks! Glad I could help! n/t Beartracks Feb 2013 #187
I was thinking of something like: BobTheSubgenius Feb 2013 #224
I can't wait for the "Hitler finds out liberalhistorian Feb 2013 #11
You're welcome. klook Feb 2013 #261
aaaaaagua! flamingdem Feb 2013 #12
I keep expecting him to say... krispos42 Feb 2013 #13
Rave on EarlG Feb 2013 #15
Good one! n/t Agschmid Feb 2013 #18
Love it! AsahinaKimi Feb 2013 #22
Look who else was drinking at the SOTU! Bucky Feb 2013 #197
That better be Arrowhead.... AsahinaKimi Feb 2013 #204
Woooooo wooooo!!! hahahahahaahhaahhahaha n/t hibbing Feb 2013 #56
You a sick puppy rdharma Feb 2013 #59
Put him with the pepper spray cop! tblue Feb 2013 #81
Here you are, tblue... pacalo Feb 2013 #205
That is spot on, his cotton mouth reminded me of talking to clubbers when they're coming up Turborama Feb 2013 #105
Can someone put him in the Last Supper???? PLEASE, pretty please???? nt msanthrope Feb 2013 #19
Here ya go EarlG Feb 2013 #28
THANK YOU!!!! That looks AWESOME!! I really had to look for him! msanthrope Feb 2013 #30
Excellent Beaverhausen Feb 2013 #33
... TwilightGardener Feb 2013 #39
LOL Very nice. Beartracks Feb 2013 #41
Neither do any of G Trudeau's characters. DollarBillHines Feb 2013 #166
+1 uponit7771 Feb 2013 #48
Dude, you got skills! rdharma Feb 2013 #62
Not just skills... Sophiegirl Feb 2013 #144
Nice job! smirkymonkey Feb 2013 #70
Very nice job! n/t TDale313 Feb 2013 #77
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! tblue Feb 2013 #82
Well done!!! LOL nt Mojorabbit Feb 2013 #93
x-Pope Ratzinger will drink a toast to EarlG's 'The Last Gulp' Berlum Feb 2013 #112
!!! myrna minx Feb 2013 #116
That should piss off the fundies. nt awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #135
LOL! *clapping* n/t OneGrassRoot Feb 2013 #150
Love it! wryter2000 Feb 2013 #170
That one needs to go viral Capt. Obvious Feb 2013 #214
Excellent. Which filter used? wake.up.america Feb 2013 #238
hahahahahahahahahhaha. uppityperson Feb 2013 #248
Judas! Grantuspeace Feb 2013 #282
LOL. I go for pic #1. pinto Feb 2013 #20
-_- JaneyVee Feb 2013 #21
+100 lunasun Feb 2013 #233
dk datasuspect Feb 2013 #23
zdsxfcgvhbhjiuo d_b Feb 2013 #51
BWAH!!! CatWoman Feb 2013 #157
Where did you get the Rubio-less picture ? eppur_se_muova Feb 2013 #225
Thats sick. nt Snotcicles Feb 2013 #251
funny as hell to me datasuspect Feb 2013 #252
As someone who saw them/that live in 1963, that is funny. Hoyt Feb 2013 #277
Apparently, Shankapotomus Feb 2013 #24
Or he thought we wouldn't notice Beaverhausen Feb 2013 #35
okay madamesilverspurs Feb 2013 #26
I see what you did there BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2013 #156
eek datasuspect Feb 2013 #27
Too much salsa with the burro, and not enough beer Coyotl Feb 2013 #29
Waterboy! Beartracks Feb 2013 #31
That's high quality H2O. Ganja Ninja Feb 2013 #126
..... EarlG Feb 2013 #32
Good work! Coyotl Feb 2013 #114
EarlG you are killing me. uppityperson Feb 2013 #249
I think he needs to be doing something with Tupac nobodyspecial Feb 2013 #34
Florida Heat Coyotl Feb 2013 #36
Looks like he picked the wrong week... Beartracks Feb 2013 #37
Win. Starry Messenger Feb 2013 #50
Woot! Thanks! :) n/t Beartracks Feb 2013 #183
One of my favorite personal cult films! smirkymonkey Feb 2013 #72
Thank you! Beartracks Feb 2013 #184
Wishing I could rec this :-) TDale313 Feb 2013 #85
Me, too! LOL Thanks for the kudo! n/t Beartracks Feb 2013 #185
He shops. He scores! The crowd goes wild. n/t sarge43 Feb 2013 #129
Heh heh. Thanks much! n/t Beartracks Feb 2013 #186
OMG, brilliant! klook Feb 2013 #266
But he knows who Tupac is! Beartracks Feb 2013 #271
If I knew how to do that... countryjake Feb 2013 #38
....... polly7 Feb 2013 #44
Give that thirsty man a can of scotch! dogknob Feb 2013 #40
My effort... SidDithers Feb 2013 #42
Touche! smirkymonkey Feb 2013 #73
LOL Nice. n/t Beartracks Feb 2013 #88
That's excellent malaise Feb 2013 #111
Do him as the Dos Equis guy! countryjake Feb 2013 #43
LOL I just did that! Up in Post #86. Beartracks Feb 2013 #89
Doctor Rubio's Jug Band Experience SheWhoMustBeObeyed Feb 2013 #45
Choice Work, Honey! The Magistrate Feb 2013 #55
My wife suggested 'shoping the pepper-spray cop mindwalker_i Feb 2013 #46
My effort Electric Monk Feb 2013 #47
OMG!!! calimary Feb 2013 #53
Hahahahahahaha! ScreamingMeemie Feb 2013 #65
Chill him the f-ck out! Kolesar Feb 2013 #138
Too good malaise Feb 2013 #148
Conan O'Brien came up with that. Hard Assets Feb 2013 #232
Hilarious, thanks for sharing. It's even funnier considering that I did it first. nt Electric Monk Feb 2013 #236
ROFL!!! K&R! Rhiannon12866 Feb 2013 #49
Not enough water in the world to wash down Rex Feb 2013 #57
Rofl.. shifty eyed. I don't do photo shop but I think Rubio needed a water break Cha Feb 2013 #60
Mama, make it stop! pacalo Feb 2013 #66
snug immoderate Feb 2013 #67
Is that from Total Recall? Cause I'm seeing three boobs there. Bucky Feb 2013 #199
I don't know... awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #268
Nikki Cox steve2470 Feb 2013 #272
Back at the Rubio homestead... pacalo Feb 2013 #71
Thanks everyone for the laugh! smirkymonkey Feb 2013 #75
. wtmusic Feb 2013 #76
LOL! Love it! n/t onestepforward Feb 2013 #91
Wow Bigbluebrush Feb 2013 #228
I watched the rebuttal SCVDem Feb 2013 #78
"He's making nOISes..." pacalo Feb 2013 #79
That pic still bugs me... awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #136
Bwahahaha! I'm getting a Fiji bottled water ad for this thread! countryjake Feb 2013 #80
. wtmusic Feb 2013 #83
The GOP response, brought to you by BRAWNDO! It's got electrolytes progressoid Feb 2013 #90
yes! eShirl Feb 2013 #103
Brilliant! nt Not Sure Feb 2013 #177
I understand your name now! alittlelark Feb 2013 #190
"It's what plants crave." Doc Holliday Feb 2013 #274
We have a WINNER !!! alittlelark Feb 2013 #189
Hey baby I like that car! geomon666 Feb 2013 #94
Cue the theme for "Twilight Zone"... pacalo Feb 2013 #95
That is freaking AWESOME! GaYellowDawg Feb 2013 #98
You're too kind, GaYellowDawg... pacalo Feb 2013 #100
You're very good malaise Feb 2013 #151
My gawd - I did a spit take. myrna minx Feb 2013 #118
:) Johonny Feb 2013 #122
Great episode and great pic. nt awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #137
Wicked awesome!! Sophiegirl Feb 2013 #146
Love it! KurtNYC Feb 2013 #147
OMG, that's fabulous wryter2000 Feb 2013 #171
Brilliant! Genius! gateley Feb 2013 #226
Hi, gateley! pacalo Feb 2013 #235
I sent it to my friends who aren't DU Denizens gateley Feb 2013 #237
Gosh, I feel honored! pacalo Feb 2013 #240
Perfect. omg. uppityperson Feb 2013 #250
Too obvious? Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2013 #96
Great! Beaverhausen Feb 2013 #130
Gotta look a little carefully for this one. GaYellowDawg Feb 2013 #97
Good one! pacalo Feb 2013 #101
Good one. Coyotl Feb 2013 #115
"I don't often visit third-world countries, but when I do..." pacalo Feb 2013 #102
With his Charlie McCarthy Ichingcarpenter Feb 2013 #106
love this Soylent Brice Feb 2013 #110
Bravo! Auggie Feb 2013 #119
My favorite so far! johnp3907 Feb 2013 #168
Hi, johnp... pacalo Feb 2013 #182
Hi johnp life long demo Feb 2013 #259
This message was self-deleted by its author thesquanderer Feb 2013 #234
BINGO!!!! nt Kahuna Feb 2013 #245
1984 EastKYLiberal Feb 2013 #109
Doubleplusextragood Berlum Feb 2013 #113
I thirst for the control I needed first stupidicus Feb 2013 #121
Republican Presidential candidate waiting room... EastKYLiberal Feb 2013 #127
This is wonderful - should go viral! n/t Mira Feb 2013 #131
All right! ColumbusLib Feb 2013 #180
Brilliant. nt SunSeeker Feb 2013 #195
ROFL LMAO! BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2013 #216
Wonderfully done!! wake.up.america Feb 2013 #239
He was too intense bucolic_frolic Feb 2013 #128
. beac Feb 2013 #132
Perfect with that creepy McCain picture!!! LOL!! DevonRex Feb 2013 #152
winner! treestar Feb 2013 #222
these are all great can someone do an Oliver Twist one Heather MC Feb 2013 #133
With a little twist in the wording... pacalo Feb 2013 #202
Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!! Heather MC Feb 2013 #209
.. d_r Feb 2013 #134
6th Marx Brother, Long Suspected, Finally Confirmed. Stinky The Clown Feb 2013 #139
gulpo is great. . .i prefer dorko Nanjing to Seoul Feb 2013 #213
How about putting him with Paul Ryan from the VP debate... Kadie Feb 2013 #140
Here's one klook Feb 2013 #256
The only way that could be better... awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #269
Ha, great idea! klook Feb 2013 #275
Nice. nt awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #278
It's a good thing we didn't have to wait as he went to the bathroom. n/t davidwparker Feb 2013 #141
Even he couldn't keep down what he was saying. jinx1 Feb 2013 #143
kick!!!!!! napkinz Feb 2013 #149
Lip Balm, anyone??? MjolnirTime Feb 2013 #154
H2RubiO Blue Owl Feb 2013 #155
Does anyone you know, hold a bottle or can like that? SmittynMo Feb 2013 #159
" Rubio's Waterloo" ( the new ) "What Now Cartoon" what0now0toons Feb 2013 #160
. wtmusic Feb 2013 #161
Hahahahahahaha!!! Ilsa Feb 2013 #179
OMFG SunSeeker Feb 2013 #196
Ahahahahahahahahaha Canuckistanian Feb 2013 #200
OMG!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!! calimary Feb 2013 #206
Now, this one literally made me laugh out loud deutsey Feb 2013 #227
A huge LOL! Great! LuckyLib Feb 2013 #231
You just won the internet nt MrScorpio Feb 2013 #258
I love John... awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #270
This message was self-deleted by its author cornerofthemoon Feb 2013 #162
Living in a fantasy world LiberalLovinLug Feb 2013 #163
Rubio Titanic cornerofthemoon Feb 2013 #164
(here's your pic) Voice for Peace Feb 2013 #192
Yikes! Rhiannon12866 Feb 2013 #193
That's awesome! pacalo Feb 2013 #219
Water For Elephants SoCalDem Feb 2013 #165
Torching America aandegoons Feb 2013 #167
. littlemissmartypants Feb 2013 #169
I'm no good with Photoshop, but no drinking parody is complete without LeftInTX Feb 2013 #172
More pics Tab Feb 2013 #173
Not mine, but I liked it HarveyDarkey Feb 2013 #174
It takes a water carrier to know one rocktivity Feb 2013 #175
"Uh, Moe? Would you mind putting that on hold for a few seconds?" rocktivity Feb 2013 #176
I think a Rubio sequel is in the works... tomm2thumbs Feb 2013 #178
haha... Sancho Feb 2013 #188
Obama & Biden reflect on the spectacle... pacalo Feb 2013 #191
It's threads like this that keep me addicted to DU. nt SunSeeker Feb 2013 #198
Not impressed... pinboy3niner Feb 2013 #201
Hee hee! klook Feb 2013 #281
No photoshop, just a caption... nikto Feb 2013 #203
The Castros showing him how it's done.. ObaMania Feb 2013 #207
Rubio being monumental wake.up.america Feb 2013 #208
After drinking comes . . . Richard D Feb 2013 #211
kick napkinz Feb 2013 #212
Piper savalez Feb 2013 #215
Just quick question. Dpm12 Feb 2013 #217
Here's one way savalez Feb 2013 #218
here are a few... stlsaxman Feb 2013 #220
Where's Gulpo? stlsaxman Feb 2013 #221
this is by far the one that literally made me LOL. glowing Feb 2013 #241
ha ha or this The Lurker Feb 2013 #223
I resized it... pacalo Feb 2013 #242
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery :) Electric Monk Feb 2013 #243
I thought it looked familiar! pacalo Feb 2013 #244
Great thread Nika Feb 2013 #229
Rubio is going to be the Tourist Guy of this decade. nt NoGOPZone Feb 2013 #230
This message was self-deleted by its author packman Feb 2013 #246
Looking for votes in the empty hours packman Feb 2013 #247
Nice. klook Feb 2013 #265
Excellent, packman Justpat Feb 2013 #273
Hobnobbing with winners and losers in the bar klook Feb 2013 #253
ROFL! pinboy3niner Feb 2013 #279
Aquaman Meets Aqualung klook Feb 2013 #254
Beast of the Southern Mild klook Feb 2013 #255
His real puppet thesquanderer Feb 2013 #257
Hitler finds out there's no more water in the bunker! klook Feb 2013 #260
The Discreet Charm of the G.O.P. klook Feb 2013 #262
Ryder Cup 2010 klook Feb 2013 #263
"Why do you favor foreign water over American water?" klook Feb 2013 #264
The big drink, the fake smile libdude Feb 2013 #276
You're saying Rubio's a phony? klook Feb 2013 #280
 

Coyotl

(15,262 posts)
124. Now he is saving an bottled water company from obscurity.
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 11:09 AM
Feb 2013

It really is hilarious that Time did that cover on such a dufus. If this was their last, best hope ...

malaise

(269,187 posts)
125. Listen
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 11:22 AM
Feb 2013

I'm lovin' it.
Between Marco Poland Springs Rubio and the disgustingly rude and ignorant RW nutter Cruz, they are up shit creek without a paddle.

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)
142. Up Shit Creek and Down the Hershey Highway
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 03:10 PM
Feb 2013

With your host, ted "the ped" nugent!






Oh if only I knew how to do Photoshop.

DFW

(54,445 posts)
210. Ugh, don't mention Cruz, please
Thu Feb 14, 2013, 10:49 AM
Feb 2013

We are stuck with this monumental embarrassment being our face in Washington for the next six years.

As if it wasn't bad enough having Rick Perry being the face of Texas back home and Louie Gohmert in the House.

Honeycombe8

(37,648 posts)
4. Excellent. I don't do photoshop, but one with his pants or suit on fire would be great.
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 12:15 AM
Feb 2013

"pants on fire" you know.

But under the circumstances of tonight (Dorner), might not be appropriate.

joshcryer

(62,276 posts)
14. I'm so surprised.
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 12:21 AM
Feb 2013

I had a mental list of people who would be "concerned" about that. That poster was on it.

ScreamingMeemie

(68,918 posts)
58. While I thought the water bottle thing was hilarious, do we need to be cruel
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:48 AM
Feb 2013

to another DUer?

Fight in that thread with Luminous.

Have a good night josh.

joshcryer

(62,276 posts)
63. Not being cruel.
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:53 AM
Feb 2013

I've been on "mental lists" before. It's just strange how sensitive we have to be when it comes to our enemies, it's a sort of liberal "turn the cheek" type thing that is total bullshit.

ScreamingMeemie

(68,918 posts)
64. I'm sure I have too, and I've made mental lists of my own.
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:56 AM
Feb 2013

But, when I have an issue with a poster, I kind of like to bring it up with them in that thread.

I guess what I'm saying is that I have seen these types of posts (not necessarily yours, but the one you responded to) lead to swarms of mean-spirited behavior.

Like I said, I find the whole thing rather funny and figure he cashed his 2016 attempt at the Presidency for a sip of water.

Luminous Animal

(27,310 posts)
84. Oddly enough. I have enjoyed my interactiions with you. I think I sent you a PM
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 02:48 AM
Feb 2013

a while ago expressing such. And tonight, I thanked you for putting the clip into perspective. My computer doesn't allow loading the entire video and you helped me understand why the Rubio clip was important.

For what it is worth, I've never perceived Republicans as being the enemy. I won't turn the other cheek and I will engage anyone directly. I perceive any Republican as a potential Democratic.

joshcryer

(62,276 posts)
92. I just get tired of the whole turn the cheek thing.
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 03:26 AM
Feb 2013

Even if it wasn't as funny as it most obviously was (when you get a better connection you'll see, it's dang hilarious, social media isn't overdoing this one), I still wouldn't be too perturbed by making fun of it. I think they're the enemy. We can't show them respect that they most certainly won't show us. If a Dem made this faux pas they'd be all over it as some of us are. But 10x as much. And they'd find a way to make something nasty out of it. For us it's all good fun at least.

I think Dems need to be more partisan and need to call the Republicans out on their shit, and non-stop, just keep at it, and at it. I think that while I defend the President's center-right bi-partisanship, it's only because he's always said that's what he wanted to do. It's not because I like it! It's because he's consistent. That's all. I find it shitty politics to be sure. I think his talk on climate change was, for instance, some of the most depressing shit ever. He basically said business as usual if you read between the lines ("market based solution to climate change," expanding natural gas, which as the EIA shows, is going to be shale gas, which requires fracking). The drone shit was even worse because it was disguised even more, with code words like "increased capability."

Luminous Animal

(27,310 posts)
99. Turn the cheek thing is in my nature. I am enormously forgiving
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 04:53 AM
Feb 2013

but I am also a committed activist. For me, Nixon sweating, Dukakis in a tank, Kerry surfboarding, Rubio drinking water is reality show entertainment. I don't care that Rubio looked the fool. And they are already spinning that to his advantage - Next Up On SNL! And we will look the fools for mocking the surface instead of criticizing the content,

As a lifelong committed activist I know that no one is my foe but rather they are a potential ally.

Keep me on your "mental list" Josh if you think it benefits you, DU, and the Democratic party. I'll just keep on keepin' on.

joshcryer

(62,276 posts)
104. It's not that I put anyone there.
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 05:36 AM
Feb 2013

They just show up on the list because they tend to have recognizable nicknames in controversial threads over issues that aren't priorities for me or seem like silly distractions bundled with hypocrisy. I agree about the issues in question, almost across the board (though my position is almost always distorted). But I need evidence based commentary.

Response to joshcryer (Reply #14)

hibbing

(10,109 posts)
54. phhhhhhttttt
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:41 AM
Feb 2013

Hey,
Hahaha, that is funny, I'm loving this water thing, I'm reading all the posts. I'm having a shitty day and I want to laugh, I guess I'm a just a bad Democrat and need to work on being serious 100% of the time.

Peace

longship

(40,416 posts)
7. Here's a GIF! Have fun with it!
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 12:17 AM
Feb 2013


I would extend the drink...

"Gulk, gulk, gulk, gulk, gulk, gulk,..."

Sparkly

(24,149 posts)
10. Could somebody make him look like the guy in the Tequila ads...?
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 12:18 AM
Feb 2013

("I don't always drink water. But when I do...&quot

Beartracks

(12,821 posts)
86. "I don't always drink water, but when I do...
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 03:20 AM
Feb 2013

... I make sure I do it awkwardly on national television."



====================

BobTheSubgenius

(11,571 posts)
224. I was thinking of something like:
Thu Feb 14, 2013, 10:42 PM
Feb 2013

"I don't always make my party's response to the SOTU, but when I do, I try to turn my shreds of credibility into tatters."

liberalhistorian

(20,819 posts)
11. I can't wait for the "Hitler finds out
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 12:18 AM
Feb 2013

Rubio isn't a Saviour after all", or "Hitler finds out Rubio the not-quite-Saviour blew the SOTU response" clips! (I love most of the "Hitler finds out" videos!)

Turborama

(22,109 posts)
105. That is spot on, his cotton mouth reminded me of talking to clubbers when they're coming up
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 05:36 AM
Feb 2013

He was definitely on something.

Berlum

(7,044 posts)
112. x-Pope Ratzinger will drink a toast to EarlG's 'The Last Gulp'
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 08:56 AM
Feb 2013

as the RepublGulpers swirl down the drain...

pinto

(106,886 posts)
20. LOL. I go for pic #1.
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 12:27 AM
Feb 2013

(mandatory disclaimer) I felt for the guy, yet geez. Didn't he have a clue he'd be on air for a few minutes? I mean - hydrate a bit, take a bathroom break and do your gig. It's not rocket science.

eppur_se_muova

(36,299 posts)
225. Where did you get the Rubio-less picture ?
Thu Feb 14, 2013, 10:45 PM
Feb 2013

Years ago, I saw that posted on someone's office door, with the caption "Question The Narrative".

Shankapotomus

(4,840 posts)
24. Apparently,
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 12:33 AM
Feb 2013

if you take your eyes off the camera it shuts down.

Or was he trying to follow the teleprompter?

nobodyspecial

(2,286 posts)
34. I think he needs to be doing something with Tupac
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 12:53 AM
Feb 2013

since they are buds and all. One of those homies hangin in the crib shots. I don't have the talent but think it would be great if someone gave it a shot.

countryjake

(8,554 posts)
38. If I knew how to do that...
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 12:59 AM
Feb 2013

I'd stick a kazoo in his mouth!

We were hootin' and tootin' throughout his entire spiel anyway.

countryjake

(8,554 posts)
43. Do him as the Dos Equis guy!
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:10 AM
Feb 2013

"I don't always drink water...

But when I smear the President, I might need to."

Cha

(297,731 posts)
60. Rofl.. shifty eyed. I don't do photo shop but I think Rubio needed a water break
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:51 AM
Feb 2013
because his pants were on FIRE!


Thanks EarlG
 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
75. Thanks everyone for the laugh!
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 02:32 AM
Feb 2013

These are all hysterical. I still want to see him as the Dos Equis guy though! Anybody?

 

SCVDem

(5,103 posts)
78. I watched the rebuttal
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 02:40 AM
Feb 2013

I spent most all of it calling Bullshit and flipping off the TV.

Then he takes a drink, and the only word for that was:

Priceless!

He now proudly joins the ranks of Jindahl, Bachmann and The Pizza Man!

Bye Marco!

 

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)
136. That pic still bugs me...
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:32 PM
Feb 2013

why would anyone put their kids in that situation. Santorum is an ass for making a display of his kids.

countryjake

(8,554 posts)
80. Bwahahaha! I'm getting a Fiji bottled water ad for this thread!
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 02:43 AM
Feb 2013

Gotta love that targeted Internet Marketing!

pacalo

(24,721 posts)
100. You're too kind, GaYellowDawg...
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 05:02 AM
Feb 2013

I don't quite have the blending skill yet.

Glad you liked it & welcome to DU!


gateley

(62,683 posts)
237. I sent it to my friends who aren't DU Denizens
Fri Feb 15, 2013, 01:39 AM
Feb 2013

and said "From a long thread of Rubio photoshops, this is my absolute fave!"

I LOVED it!



Think I'm going to put it on my Facebook page now. It's just SO clever!

pacalo

(24,721 posts)
102. "I don't often visit third-world countries, but when I do..."
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 05:09 AM
Feb 2013
"...I take photo ops with the working class!"



life long demo

(1,113 posts)
259. Hi johnp
Fri Feb 15, 2013, 08:00 PM
Feb 2013

Welcome to DU and no you aren't the only one who remembers Charlie McCarthy. You are in good company.

Response to Ichingcarpenter (Reply #106)

 

stupidicus

(2,570 posts)
121. I thirst for the control I needed first
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 10:50 AM
Feb 2013

as a happy recipient of the "big gov" programs he'd now take from others

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)
216. ROFL LMAO!
Thu Feb 14, 2013, 01:43 PM
Feb 2013

and the guy on the far (!) right...loooks like jindal!

And tiny-head-guy...looks like LaPeeAir!!

 

Heather MC

(8,084 posts)
133. these are all great can someone do an Oliver Twist one
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 12:21 PM
Feb 2013

when he is asking Please Ms may i have some more?

Stinky The Clown

(67,819 posts)
139. 6th Marx Brother, Long Suspected, Finally Confirmed.
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:41 PM
Feb 2013

Groucho


Chico


Harpo


Gummo


Zeppo


And Now . . . . .

Gulpo!







SmittynMo

(3,544 posts)
159. Does anyone you know, hold a bottle or can like that?
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 05:08 PM
Feb 2013

Go ahead, pick up a Pepsi can. My whole hand is around it, not just my fingertips. What's up with that? Hmmmmmm.....

what0now0toons

(42 posts)
160. " Rubio's Waterloo" ( the new ) "What Now Cartoon"
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 05:28 PM
Feb 2013

Guzzling water during the Republican response, hilarious. My latest cartoon " Rubio's Waterloo", is all about this.
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SoCalDem

(103,856 posts)
165. Water For Elephants
Wed Feb 13, 2013, 06:04 PM
Feb 2013

I don;t know how to photoshop, but this movie poster works... the guy already looks a bit like Marco (R-Poland)



ObaMania

(2,054 posts)
207. The Castros showing him how it's done..
Thu Feb 14, 2013, 06:47 AM
Feb 2013

.. or "I'm just gonna go over here and get me a water".

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Dpm12

(512 posts)
217. Just quick question.
Thu Feb 14, 2013, 01:51 PM
Feb 2013

How do you get photos from your computer on this forum? Did you guys see Conan last night. They did a thing of Rubio smoking a bong

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thesquanderer

(11,993 posts)
257. His real puppet
Fri Feb 15, 2013, 07:02 PM
Feb 2013



Hannity:
"I think the big story of the night’s gonna be Marco Rubio’s response. I thought that was the best response to a State of the Union address that I’d ever seen."


source: http://www.newshounds.us/hannity_gushes_over_rubio_sotu_rebuttal_others_mocked_02132013

libdude

(136 posts)
276. The big drink, the fake smile
Sat Feb 16, 2013, 11:08 AM
Feb 2013

As laughable as the drink of water was and is, the very end was the fake smile that seems more fitting of a well, an insincere and false politician, kind of like " I love you women " from you know who. The Republican party is the gift that keeps on giving. Look at Boehner, Cantor, and McCarthy, or Graham, McCain, and Ayotte.
Very, very funny.

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