Oh Gawd it's Bobby Jindal version 2

[malaise]

with a worst backdrop if there were humanly possible


This is a disaster - he's an awful speaker. Shut the fuck up moron!! Elections have consequences.

[myrna minx]

1. It's too bad he didn't emerge from an antebellum parlor.

This is really insincere and embarrassing.

[malaise]

2. To call this pathetic is being too kind

This is a disaster

[myrna minx]

17. Oh mercy, the desperate gasp of Solyndra. That's all they have??

He's a *horrible* speaker and if he wasn't so disingenuous, I'd almost feel sorry for him.

[malaise]

19. I have no sympathy for these mediocre

ReTHUG LIARS. I say laugh them to scorn

[myrna minx]

29. Oh my, the flop sweat and water gulping - how's that for messaging?

[malaise]

53. Seriously

[myrna minx]

55. I will now refer to him as Gulpo Rubio henceforth!

[malaise]

59. I can't wait for tomorrow's cartoons

[myrna minx]

62. Perhaps he's joined Rand Paul's Aqua Buddha cult.

[malaise]

64. Great stuff on this thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022363488

[badhair77]

3. He is a bad speaker.

I expected to hear violins in the background when he started with his parents and his poor stories. Yeah, he's a man of the people, just an ordinary guy.

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. This will do as well as Jindal's.

[malaise]

6. We need a poll on who will laugh loudest at this one

I'm betting Tweety and Lawrence

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. The creative lies have been staggering.

[malaise]

28. Bwaaaaaaaaaaah hahahaha

Hubby says he's waving his hands as if he's playing drums

[Greybnk48]

5. This is ugly. He's just going through the

same old talking points.

[Honeycombe8]

7. He's nervous. But he's young, and is certainly lots better than Jindal was (who seemed like a high

school kid).

[malaise]

13. The hand gestures are awful

and the content is the ReTHUG 2012 campaign. It's horrible.

[frylock]

8. dude should've wore a sweatband..

repeatedly wiping his brow ain't exactly presidential.

[Honeycombe8]

18. He reminds me of Paul Ryan at the debate w/Biden. Sweatin' bullets. nt

[bullwinkle428]

10. It looks like he's auditioning for "West Side Story"!

[malaise]

32. Howling with laughter

Camera is hiding the hands now

SNL won't hide them

[badhair77]

11. Did he just wipe sweat from his brow?

He looks like he needs a drink of water, too. He's licking his lips. He's presidential.

[RandiFan1290]

21. He just took it!

OMG Flop sweat!

[myrna minx]

24. Flop sweat and gulping water.

How embarrassing. Way to get your message out there.

[pink-o]

47. Infinitely Nixionian, eh? N/t

[Motown_Johnny]

12. This guy's career is falling apart as we watch.

Bye Bye Marco

Hope you cashed in already.

[malaise]

16. I can't wait for the panel

[bullwinkle428]

14. Cue up Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust"!

Following Jindal, Mitch Daniels, Bachmann, etc.

[MissB]

15. I dunno.

Jindal was truly awful. Mr. Rogers awful.

This one is Mr Rogers lite.

[MissB]

20. Ok, that quick grab of the water

Was truly awkward.

[TTUBatfan2008]

26. LOL yep...

VERY awkward. He also uses his hands way too much while speaking. Distracts from what he is saying.

[Honeycombe8]

22. Oh, no!!! Did he just bend over and take a quick gulp of water, and then loudly gulp? Oh, no...

that may be career ending.

[Greybnk48]

23. Ok I just peed a little! Who saw the water gulp?

That was awesome!

[Honeycombe8]

30. Possibly career ending. I've never seen anything like it. nt

[malaise]

38. I loe how the camera is now hiding the hands

[Agschmid]

57. Yes they did zoom in I noticed as well!

[badhair77]

54. LOL

Yep, the water grab will be the most memorable moment. I think Bobby Jindal's felling pretty good right now.

[6000eliot]

25. Not. Ready. For. Prime. Time.

[Agschmid]

36. Nope... however I'm thirsty can he pour me a glass? n/t

[frylock]

27. holy DAMN! i'm surprised he didn't knock the table over grabbing that glass of water..

you're done, son! kiss 2016 bye-bye!!

[Honeycombe8]

34. I think so. nt

[Agschmid]

43. Rachel just called him on it. Pobrecito. n/t

[johnnyrocket]

31. Yikes! Very cringe worthy. Grabbing for the water during the speech.

[malaise]

45. Rachel says he'll be remembered for grabbing the water

and blaming poor old ReTHUGs


-Tweety says high school debating team = primative

[badhair77]

33. He's not in control of the speech.

When he rushed to that water he looked very rushed. He needed to give an illusion of calmness at the least. Can you imagine him in a debate after this?

[nadinbrzezinski]

40. I am looking forwards to it...

[badhair77]

63. Just think if he had to deal with the pressure of someone challenging him.

I thought he was heading toward a heart attack. Some one should take his blood pressure.

[Dawson Leery]

35. Martha Coakley would have no problem defeating these idiots.

[Agschmid]

39. Haha OUCH. n/t

[union_maid]

37. Not good

Not as bad as Jindal, maybe, but he's not going to be the candidate, I don't think. Even if he does know who Tupac is.

[TTUBatfan2008]

41. Fake smile...

[Honeycombe8]

42. Yewwwww. The fakey broad smile at the end. It's over for him...for now, anyway. nt

[rufus dog]

44. You know I have only one thought

I can't remember it becuase I am laughing too fucking hard!





On edit, laughing so fucking hard that I spelled because wrong! Hold on let me get some water!

[malaise]

48. Tinkertoys says Tweety

This is hilarious

[msanthrope]

46. David Brooks can't even salvage this fucker....nt

[malaise]

50. ROFL

Nancy up with Ed Shultz

[msanthrope]

52. I'm on PBS.....when is Rand Paul up? nt

[malaise]

56. I don't know - are they carrying him? n/t

[msanthrope]

60. Oh please, please!!! nt

[badhair77]

49. Chris Wallace just excused it as

"A little bout of nerves." If he were a college student, yes. But he's a senator who is touted as presidential material. Yikes.

[malaise]

51. Just wait for the cartoons with that water

gulp!!!

[rufus dog]

58. And in NYC

An Atheist writer for SNL just dropped to his/her knees and said...., "Thank you God!"

[malaise]

61. And isn't that the truth

[erpowers]

65. Worse Than Jindal?

At one point I was wondering if Marco Rubio's speech was worse than Bobby Jindal's speech? He (Rubio) was constantly wiping at his face and he stumbled on a number of occasions. It did not help that he did not seem to be responding to the speech President Obama actually gave.

[malaise]

66. Well that water moment beat Jindal hands down

http://gif.mocksession.com/2013/02/rubio-is-thirsty/

[LeftInTX]

67. Link to the gulp video - this is hilarious

https://plus.google.com/106382433884876652170/posts/5BfXaXJwKpb

[malaise]

68. Way too good

Can't stop laughing

[hibbing]

69. Stay thirsty my friends

Hey,
Gosh that was hilarious, I don't know how many times I am going to watch that until I stop laughing at it.

Peace

[renate]

70. you made me LOL

I've been smiling ever since I saw him take that swig, but that was really funny!