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Charges: The NYPD of neighborhood watch who, despite pleas from the 911 dispatcher, pursued, escalated a conflict with, then gunned down a teenager for what he deemed a suspicious possesion of Skittles and melanin. And he keeps making me think of Mens Wearhouse owner George ZimmerYoure gonna like the way you look. But mostly the murdered kid thing.
Smoking Gun: An actual smoking gun.
Sentence: A jury of Trayvon Martins peers.
24) Penn Jillette
Charges: Humiliating himself as Donald Trumps dancing business-monkey. Featured on a not-so-secret list of sexist creepers within the skeptic/atheist community. Hes an intolerably smug know-it-all who actually knows very little. A devout Randroid and Glenn Beck fan, hes to the rationalist movement what John Wayne Gacey was to clowns. His thankfully defunct, eponymously titled show Bullshit, operated under the tired formula of dirty hippy debates CATO Institute whore, and we learn that second-hand smoke is as safe as Gerbers. Magic! The Anti-Lorax, Jillettes an environment-hating bafoon who denied anthropogenic global warming until as late as 2008because he was too scared of the political climate. At least Teller has the decency to never speak.
Smoking Gun: Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral self-righteous bullying laziness.
Sentence: Forced at government gunpoint to work as Trumps hair illusionist.
23) Donald Trump
Charges: A convincing argument against the 1st and 5th Amendments, this walking combover needs to just shut the fuck up and die already. The comsumate huckster, and sufferer of verbal dysentary, his countless transgressions defy cataloguing. So Ill spare you everything save for his moronic ploy to gain Obamas passport and college records in exchange for a $5 million charity donation. Insult to racist injury, the video announcement was so low rent that he looked like an 8mm-shot Boehner/Oompa Loompa with a digruntled squirel on his head.
Smoking Gun: So awful he makes Mark Cuban seem awesome.
Sentence: Shut the fuck up and die already.
22) Ghost of Breitbart
Charges: The P.T. Barnum of modern conservatism, he was a traveling hypocrisy circus, a one-man confidence game, who never missed an opportunity to employ the Alinskyite tactics he pretended to deride. Most obviously, smearing your political enemies with your own failings like calling everyone on the left an Alinskyite. Spent the final months of his life pitching a videowith all the coked-up vigor of the late Billy Maysthat was going to shake up the world. Released posthumously, the Obama-hugs-black-professor video riled few outside of the Klan, and thats the real tragedy of his death: Andy never did taste the failure. Just sidewalk.
Smoking Gun: I have videos, this election were going to vet him from his college days to show you why racial division and class warfare are central to what hope and change was sold in 2008.
Sentence: Tormented by Malcolm X and Saul Alinsky in the afterlife.
21) Papa John Schnatter
Charges: Infantile Romney-garch who threatened to raise the cost of his shitty pizzas by 15¢ and cut workers hours because Obamacare mandates that he provide meager health benefits to his underpaid employees.
Smoking Gun: His 2 million-pizza giveaway marketing strategy cost his company roughly 6 times what Obamacare does.
Sentence: Hires robots and flying drones to replace weak, disease-prone humans, and then Skynet something whatever. Your clothes give them to me, now.
The whole list
Sheldon Cooper
(3,724 posts)What a bunch of knobs.
DevonRex
(22,541 posts)Sheldon Cooper
(3,724 posts)I didn't see Obama's name in the OP.
DevonRex
(22,541 posts)Sheldon Cooper
(3,724 posts)Sue me.
DevonRex
(22,541 posts)Because you're pretty new. I should have realized that. So, this is a good heads up for you for next time. ANy time there's a list like that of terrible people, it's a sure thing President Obama will be on it and someone will post it.
They will either gleefully state it in the subject line or hide the fact he's on the list entirely. Unfortunately, that last one kind of sucks people in who didn't expect it, like you this time. Because you expect the posted portion to be representative, right, and not to have left off that rather important detail. Sorry that happened to you this time - even if you agree with the list you should know what you're agreeing to publicly on DU. And I've already said I think the obligation is the poster's to be more forthcoming in the OP.
REP
(21,691 posts)I'm a fan of Ian Murphy - before he prank-called Walker and everyone was suddenly a fan - and have been reading The Beast for years. Yes, Taibbi and Co aren't big Obama fans, but I've been reading the Beast long before he was in office.
If you feel like pulling up all my anti-Obama posts, please go for it.
Kolesar
(31,182 posts)Aaron Sorkin, Jim Lehrer
Even after a search:
http://buffalobeast.com/?s=people+of+2012
REP
(21,691 posts)Sorkin is #50.
Time to zone out...
I picked some that I thought would have broad appeal here The Beast takes no prisoners and uses pretty unsavory language.
DevonRex
(22,541 posts)In a round-about way. Clever.
REP
(21,691 posts)I always enjoy his 50 Most Loathsome, but I don't agree with every entry.
Jeff In Milwaukee
(13,992 posts)But you have to respect the quality of the abuse he heaps on people.
REP
(21,691 posts)Paper was founded by Matt Taibbi.
Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)still interesting. What is Buffalo Beast?
REP
(21,691 posts)Here's more: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beast_(newspaper)
Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)Initech
(100,104 posts)12) Joe Arpaio
Charges: Americas Sheriff (in the way rat vomit is Americas Snack Food) has a long history of racism, prisoner abuse, and protecting pedophiles, but last year his low-rent Wyatt Earp routine turned overtly cartoonish. In a blatant effort to distract from an investigation into his illegally misspending nearly $100 million on immigrant roundups and spying programs, Arpaio launched the Cold Case Possemeant to finally expose Obamas Manchurian Presidency. The citizen posse determined the Presidents birth certificate to be fraudulent, and then, as you remember, Obama was removed from office and Arpiao was given the Golden Key to Fantasy City for not totally wasting everyones time.
Smoking Gun: At the very least, I can tell you this, based on all of the evidence presented and investigated, I cannot in good faith report to you that these documents are authentic.
Sentence: Imprisoned in a tent city, made to wear pink panties, stuffed with candy, disguised as a pig pinata, and beaten mercilessly by Edward James Almos dressed as Captain Adama.
REP
(21,691 posts)He has a way with imagery, that's for sure.
Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,505 posts)and vapid talking heads, constantly swallowing and shitting a stream of propaganda that would make Goebbels cringe.''
Holy fucking shit!!
Initech
(100,104 posts)Last edited Wed Feb 13, 2013, 03:29 PM - Edit history (2)
Linkin Park:
Charges: Another year, another album of misplaced teenage rage written by successful men in their late 30s and early 40s that is sold to ADD medication-riddled, Call Of Duty obsessed teenagers who think this is somehow better than "Dark Side Of The Moon". Hailing from Los Angeles, the band consists of four white guys and one Asian DJ. This attempt at making their brand of "metal" (term used loosely) seem easy, they are pretty much a laughing stock among real heavy metal bands. (note: No real heavy metal band ever has needed or used a DJ)
Smoking Gun: "We don't play guitar solos because it makes songs longer" <-- ACTUAL EARLY INTERVIEW QUOTE FROM GUITARIST / VOCALIST CHESTER BENNINGTON (that sound you hear is the late Frank Zappa spinning in his grave)
Sentence: Teens get bored of their music, return to playing XBOX, forced to become backup band for Kidz Bop for eternity.
Taylor Swift:
Charges: Barely in her mid 20's, Taylor Swift has been through more men than most people go through pairs of shoes. Her equally loathsome boyfriends are all popular musicians who she parades around for a while, then publicly humiliates them through a series of easily written pop songs that explain why they're broken up for good.
Smoking Gun: Kanye West thought she was better than... ah whatever Kayne West thinks, think the opposite.
Sentence: Caught in the middle of a threesome between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.
The Kardashians
Charges: Yes, the whole damn lot of 'em. Whether you're a basketball fan and you're tired of hearing about how miserable Khloe is married to Lamar Odom, or Kim's love triangle with Mr. Auto Tune With An Ego Bigger Than God himself. Or maybe you heard about mom Chris Jenner's recent founding of a church that she uses to dodge hefty taxes that their daughters make from contributing... absolutely nothing of value to society. Or maybe you heard about the baby love triangle involving Kanye, Kim, and what's his name, you know - the basketball player.
Smoking Gun: Our Lady Of The Tax Dodge, the fact that Kim and Kanye's yet-to-be-born baby already has a publicist
Sentence: Kim and Khloe are forced to live the plot of "2 Broke Girls" with no chance for escape.
Lebron James
Charges: Yeah he finally bought, er, won a championship thanks to a lack of competition elsewhere in the league. Still doesn't change the fact that his ego is twice as big as the size of Texas. The fact that ESPN puts him on a huge pedestal during the basketball season certainly does nothing to help the cause.
Smoking Gun: "The Lakers didn't go through the kind of drama that we did. Nobody has."
Sentence: Drama class, grade: F-
Alex Rodriguez
Charges: Once baseball's mightiest modern day record breaker, he may soon be on the fast track to becoming baseball's Lance Armstrong. Wrapped up in yet another steroid abuse scandal, this one may cost him deeply in his contract, pocketbook, and maybe the forth coming season.
Smoking Gun: Last year was heavily rumored to be traded to the Miami Marlins, not too far from the clinic that's been at the center of baseball steroid abuse from the beginning.
Sentence: Sans steroids, crappy season after crappy season, he eventually has to stage a comeback Kenny Powers style and fails.
lpbk2713
(42,766 posts)He's the lowest of the lowlife scumbags.
REP
(21,691 posts)Smoking Gun: Were an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while youre studying that realityjudiciously, as you willwell act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and thats how things will sort out. Were historys actors and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do. (2004)
Sentence: MMA cagematch with Joe the Plumber.