So, I went over to the good congressman's FB page

[CatWoman]

and it's chock full of snark!!!

Martin T Grimes He has a man crush on Da Nuge.
54 minutes ago · Like · 7..

Heidi Scheer You are kidding right? It has nothing to with being liberal. You are an idiot for inviting AN ABSOLUTELY depraved and brainless twit who threatened the life of the president and is a vulgar excuse for humanity to the State of the Union address. I PRAY that the secret service forbids YOU AND TED NUGENT from attending. You are a joke.
53 minutes ago · Like · 22..


Richard Banville Shame on you for inviting a racist pants-shitting draft dodger to the SOTU. Nugent is a disgrace to America, and so are you and your racist supporters.
50 minutes ago · Like · 12..

Madeline Kerwick Baker Its funny the comments keep being deleted.
51 minutes ago via mobile · Like · 3..

Dean Hicks You are a disgrace to our government. And that's being nice about it. There should be a rule created for appropriate behavior by a member of congress with this stunt of yours as the example. The Stockman rule is what it should be called.
51 minutes ago · Like · 9..

Brian Talley Pick out your blue vest....you're destined for a job as a Walmart greeter.
50 minutes ago via mobile · Like · 8..

Kate Nolan It is unthinkable that a member of Congress would invite a traitor and assassination threatener anywhere, let alone to the SOTU. By so doing, you have proven yourself irresponsible at best, and treasonous at worst.
49 minutes ago · Like · 15..

Candy Butler patriotic? SINCE WHEN is a person that threatens the POTUSa patriot? SINCE WHEN is pooping your pants to avoid serving in the military patriotic? SINCE WHEN is someone that SEXUALLY abuses and uses minors a F'ing PATRIOT, you SCUMbag FREAK?
49 minutes ago · Like · 16..




http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/congressmanstevestockman?fref=ts

[klook]

1. LOL, "Pick out your blue vest" (n/t)

[Fantastic Anarchist]

2. My comment:

"In the immortal words of Dick Cheney, 'Fuck You,' Steve Stockman!"

Ahh, that felt good.

[Fantastic Anarchist]

4. I just pasted the whole interview with Ted Nugent on his FB page.

This disgusting interview:

High Times:How did you get out of the draft?

Ted Nugent: Ted was a young boy, appearing to be a hippie but quite opposite in fact, working hard and playing hard, playing rock and roll like a deviant. People would question my sanity, I played so much. So I got my notice to be in the draft. Do you think I was gonna lay down my guitar and go play army? Give me a break! I was busy doin’ it to it. I had a career Jack. If I was walkin’ around, hippying down, getting’ loaded and pickin’ my ass like your common curs, I’d say “Hey yeah, go in the army. Beats the poop out of scuffin’ around in the gutters.” But I wasn’t a gutter dog. I was a hard workin’, motherfuckin’ rock and roll musician.

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin’ kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I’d drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin’ dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I’m gonna play their own game, and I’m gonna destroy ‘em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin’ awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I’ve always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherfucker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn’t know and I’m vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was – ‘cause I was really into bein’ clean and on the ball – I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn’t believe the smell. They were ridiculin’ me and pushin’ me around and I was cryin’, but all the time I was laughin’ to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, “Oh my God, put those back on! You fucking swine you!” Then they had a urine test and I couldn’t piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin’ up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin’ up. So I went home and cleaned up.

They took a putty knife to me. I got the street rats out of my hair, ate some good steaks, beans, potatoes, cottage cheese, milk. A couple of days and I was ready to kick ass. And in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. They’d call dead people before they’d call my ass. But you know the funny thing about it? I’d make an incredible army man. I’d be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I’d have the baddest bunch of motherfuckin’ killers you’d ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn’t into it. I was too busy doin’ my own thing, you know?

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/draft_dodging_republican_hero_ted_nugent_endorses_mitt_romney

[CatWoman]

7. and you're racking up the "likes"

[CatWoman]

6. actually it was "go fuck yourself"

in any event, you've earned my last star

[Fantastic Anarchist]

23. Thank you, so much, CatWoman!

That is very kind of you.

[LiberalAndProud]

3. It seems that they can't delete the comments fast enough.

I hope they keep on rolling.

[renate]

5. wow. this is not working out well for him

It's fun to read the comments on his Facebook page.

I think both he and Ted Nugent will regret this invitation. I wonder how many of Nugent's fans are veterans or members of the armed forces.

[jillan]

8. He's whining now. He has a post calling out the disgusting libruls or something like that.

[GoCubsGo]

11. Yank the dog's chain hard enough...

...and the dog will rip off your head. Bed. Made. Lie, Mr. Stockman.

[Coolest Ranger]

9. why isn't this fool in jail

[Hassin Bin Sober]

10. lol

[queenjane]

12. He's now posted a fundraising link

And urging his supporters to read the "homophobic, vulgar comments left by liberals", and "chip in $10 or more to help me continue to represent Texas with pride."

TeaKKKLanners have zero shame and less brains. Cripes.

[LiberalAndProud]

14. Is there a donation thermometer?

If this is fundraising material, I'm fairly certain I could get people on the internet to say mean things about me. Are some critiques more valuable than others? Enterprising minds want to know.

[BuddhaGirl]

13. ROFLMAO!!

Now that's some good entertainment!!

[CatWoman]

15. ...

[NYC_SKP]

21. Wow.... MAD magazine nails it!

Again!

[Kadie]

16. Here is a real good one I just read...

Mr. Stockman,
A word of thanks is due you sir. In the last several weeks, several prominent republicans such as McCain and Rubio have been trying to charter a new course -or at least a new dialogue- of inclusion when it comes to immigration reform. Other republican congress men and women sought to get in on the pragmatism by signaling -as they hadn't before- that they would be open to raising new taxes and looking at new revenue. Even Gov Jindal stated that his should no longer to be the party of 'stupid'.

This all caused me a little consternation because I said: Wow, there is no way a party so vile, hateful and xenophobic in the last two election cycles could so suddenly change it' course and 'get it'. Not genuinely so, anyways. It must be a con!! If they keep this up, people might be fooled regarding their true intentions, such as was the case with the 'compassionate conservatism' rhetoric of one George W. Bush.

Then, out of the shadows of bigotry, repressiveness and un-repented hate, comes you and this idiot, dodge-drafting nut job as your guest to the SOTU address. People like you and your pugnacious ilk represent the very worse that this country has to bear. The fact that you enthusiastically show an utter contempt and ill-regard for the office of the POTUS and invite others who share in this shameless practice show you for who you really are.

I was fearful that the republicans might fool people into believing that it was ready to embrace an America of mutual respect, inclusion and common regard for fellow man. You sir, have eased all fears and deserve a note of gratitude.
44 minutes ago · Like · 20

[Hawaiianlight]

18. Epic takedown!

[hamsterjill]

17. He's getting his ass handed to him, isn't he???!!! LOL

Couldn't happen to a nicer turdface!!!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

19. Stockman: "I don't get it. Why do they keep on posting pictures of poop here?"

"Oh, and donate to my campaign!"

[Xyzse]

20. They that sow crap reaps the Shit Storm

He deserves it.

[sigmasix]

22. pedophile

can someone dig up the interview that Ted the ped gave wherin he talks about his "sweet tooth" for little girls. He used to brag about raping other men's daughters- claimed it was his right as an "alpha male". I wonder if stockman invited ted so that they could share war stories about the little girls they have both raped. Birds of a feather...

[BlancheSplanchnik]

25. here's a link to an old DU thread reviewing an E! program interviewing daughters of rockers

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x1475559

Hope this helps. It sure made me MAD!




And what's this euphemism with regard to ted's fecal interests? poop? "Poop" is for when you're talking about your puppy's naughty accidents. When we're talkng about ted the ped, it's S. H. I. T.

Some say that people who talk about shit the way he does have sexualized scatological interests. That could be very possible!

Ted the ped, can eat shit (for which, some say, he does have an unnatural interest) and die.

[Cha]

24. Excellent Report, CatWoman!

Thank you!

[The Blue Flower]

26. I couldn't get to the comments page

Did they disable it?

[2naSalit]

27. And to quite the shitster...

I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop.

WAS? still is.

[malaise]

28. This is great