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My nomination for the new Pope (Original Post) TlalocW Feb 2013 OP
Love it! Duer 157099 Feb 2013 #1
I was thinking of Chris Carpenter Bluzmann57 Feb 2013 #2
My nominee rightsideout Feb 2013 #3
Why not Bob Barker? longship Feb 2013 #4
Where do I file my application for VICE-Pope? Blue_Tires Feb 2013 #5
Oprah is okay if none of the Kardashian girls are available.... Rowdyboy Feb 2013 #6
Angelo Bagnasco is most likely the next Pope RB TexLa Feb 2013 #7
My nomination: kiva Feb 2013 #8
He gets my vote. enlightenment Feb 2013 #10
Not my choice, but it's probably gonna be this guy... backscatter712 Feb 2013 #9

Bluzmann57

(12,336 posts)
2. I was thinking of Chris Carpenter
Mon Feb 11, 2013, 06:58 PM
Feb 2013

Cardinal who apparently can't pitch anymore.
Oh, wrong type of Cardinal? Whoops.

longship

(40,416 posts)
4. Why not Bob Barker?
Mon Feb 11, 2013, 07:04 PM
Feb 2013

At 89 years old, he's the right age. Plus, all pets would finally get spayed or neutered. So maybe the Catholic Church would finally have reasonable policies on human reproduction.

Then, there's always a possibility of...

wait for it...




A new CAR!!!!

kiva

(4,373 posts)
8. My nomination:
Mon Feb 11, 2013, 09:44 PM
Feb 2013

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There's never been a foul-mouthed, drunken Irish priest from a small island parish elected pope, so it would work.

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