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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMy nomination for the new Pope
"In nomine Deus, accipitis vehiculum, accipitis vehiculum, recipit quisque vehiculo!"
- Poprah Winfrey
Translated: In the name of God, you get a car, you get a car, everyone gets a car!
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My nomination for the new Pope (Original Post)
TlalocW
Feb 2013
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Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)1. Love it!
The Poprah!
Bluzmann57
(12,336 posts)2. I was thinking of Chris Carpenter
Cardinal who apparently can't pitch anymore.
Oh, wrong type of Cardinal? Whoops.
rightsideout
(978 posts)3. My nominee
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longship
(40,416 posts)4. Why not Bob Barker?
At 89 years old, he's the right age. Plus, all pets would finally get spayed or neutered. So maybe the Catholic Church would finally have reasonable policies on human reproduction.
Then, there's always a possibility of...
wait for it...
A new CAR!!!!
Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)5. Where do I file my application for VICE-Pope?
Rowdyboy
(22,057 posts)6. Oprah is okay if none of the Kardashian girls are available....
RB TexLa
(17,003 posts)7. Angelo Bagnasco is most likely the next Pope
kiva
(4,373 posts)8. My nomination:
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There's never been a foul-mouthed, drunken Irish priest from a small island parish elected pope, so it would work.
enlightenment
(8,830 posts)10. He gets my vote.
Feck. arse. drink.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)9. Not my choice, but it's probably gonna be this guy...