If you thought the arguments about Beyonce were bad, read this:

[proud2BlibKansan]

Short Little Rebel
Yeeeeaaaahhhhhh! San Fran has been slapped down by God. That city is HANDS DOWN the most liberal city, the most pro abortion, pro gay marriage, pro gay adoption, pro-atheist, pro SIN in the entire United States. I am HAPPY they went down for that reason alone! I don't care about the Ravens. All I care is that San Fran was PUNISHED. Denied by God. Slapped down. No glory for you, you truly awful city! Did mankind say you were FAVORED??? A lot of good that did you! You MILITANT city who wishes to FORCE the rest of us to believe what you believe, to accept what you accept. ALL atheists will be going down someday, People of the World. God is in charge- this is merely the harbinger of the near future. I'm telling you, the world is nearing its end. I am willing to be foolish enough to say it. Go ahead and mock. But God will do exactly as he wishes. And you can take that to the bank!

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Short-Little-Rebel/267767359920227

[dkf]

1. Too bad the Giants keep winning the World Series.

In fact I would say SF has had remarkable success.

[chalky]

2. Good lord. Someone needs to dial it back a notch.

It was a football game, for crissakes. It's not like everybody in San Francisco got turned into a pillar of salt.

[MotorCityMan]

5. Not surprising, really

Anything bad that happens is because of the liberals, gays, feminists, pro-lifers, <enter any liberal group here>,
We've been responsible for hurricanes, floods, tornadoes, 9/11, you name it.
Really, I don't think God gives a frog's fat ass about a football game.

[Warpy]

3. Psssssst! Asshole! Guess who just legalized gay marriage?

MARYLAND, home of the winning team. Perhaps gawd was rewarding the people of Maryland for treating all his people fairly!

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. I'm trying to understand how pro-abortion and pro-gay go together.

[Warpy]

10. It makes sense to fundies

since they're trained to hate anything feminine, meaning women and men they see as effeminate (since the existence of leather queens escaped their notice).

That's how they go together. It's all based in a pathological hatred of the feminine.

[Mutatis Mutandis]

9. [phone]

touche!

[deutsey]

14. Bingo!

Maryland is a fairly liberal state for the most part.

[Cha]

6. "Slapped down by god"? So, that's what happened to

mittlies! "Pro abortion"? No, Pro Choice.

How about that Baltimore? This is from 2005 but I bet it's even more Liberal now..

Baltimore among the most liberal cities

http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2005-08-18/news/0508180070_1_conservative-and-liberal-liberal-city-conservative-cities

[Warren DeMontague]

7. Yes, San Francisco is a bubbling, awful cesspool.

That's why real estate is so fucking expensive there; God obviously hates it.

[Mutatis Mutandis]

8. as if her imaginary so-called 'god' gives a shit about some corporate bread-and-circuses aka the NFL

Truly ignorant rot from a willfully blind, willfully illogical religio-slave. Methinks her 'god' would be much more vengeful for the millions of people killed by the empire she no doubt supports (a support given because it happens to jive with her horridly-skewed world view).

Onward Christian Soldiers indeed!

[Trajan]

11. Well ... he sounds like he means it ...

Better listen up and heed the word .... or else us liberals are going down!

[okaawhatever]

12. I didn't know the Phelps family followed football. I can see them now getting a box for a season

rooting for both teams to lose. You'll be able to spot them in the crowd. They'll be holding signs that says "football pleyer's are going to hell because they pat each other on the but."

[sigmasix]

13. ravings from faux news-addled brain

NeoChristians are often loud, hate-filled cowards that blame thier own personality defects and bigotry on Jesus.
This person's "support" of the teachings of Jesus is akin to neofeminists' hiding thier hatred and moral double standards for males, while claiming to be only interested in the construction of an egalitarian society.
NeoChristian fundamentalists turn off so many people to the teachings of Jesus because of the obvious hypocrisy of the neo-Christian/Teabagger world view.
All human organizations and schools of thought contain extremists- the important thing to remember is that it is the job of non-extremists to prevent the extremists from usurping their name or movement. Clear-thinking, open minded Christians should emphatically declaim the neoChristian fundamentalists and thier conspiracy theories, otherwise many people will assume this type of garbage is representative of the Christian teachings and life-style.
Radical Islam is doing the same thing to the Muslim faith.
Neofeminists damage the feminist movement when they embrace the revenge-oriented, male hating extremists within the larger woman's movement. We are never going to realize our potential as a species as long as we allow a few extremists to dictate our interactions and discussions while they decide our collective fate.
We are all responsible for the inhumanities visited on the "other" in the name of extremist ideology if we never stand-up to the extremists within our own organizations and faith.

[Gentle-man]

15. Obama won 87% of the vote in Baltimore City

Boy does God hate those liberals, lol.

http://www.politico.com/2012-election/results/president/maryland/

[onenote]

16. Poor sap obviously doesn't know much about Baltimore and Maryland

Such as the fact that the Mayor and every member of the Baltimore City Council are Democrats.
Such as the fact that the Maryland last elected a Republican governor 50 years ago.
Such as the fact that 75% of the Maryland State Senate and 70 percent of the State House are Democrats.
Such as the fact that Maryland just approved same sex marriage.

So I guess God was doing exactly as he wished when he pitted two of the bluest, most progressive cities against each other in the Super Bowl and left Tebow rotting on the bench and teams from really red cities wearing loserville hats.

[el_bryanto]

17. You can't take it to the bank. What a liar. I just took that statement that God

will do exactly as he wishes to my local Suntrust, and they looked at me like I was crazy. They said "We really can't do anything with random statements on the character of God." So don't try taking that to the bank.

Bryant

[LibertyLover]

18. Dear Short Little Rebel

We here in Maryland are also thrilled with how the Baltimore Ravens won the Superbowl and thank you for your support of our Baltimore Ravens. However, in all fairness to the lovely city of San Francisco, and whose team, the 49ers I would have rooted for had they been playing any other AFC team, I'd like to mention something to you. The city of Baltimore is located in the state of Maryland. As of January 1st, 2013 the state of Maryland legalized marriage equality. In case those words don't mean anything to you because of their complexity, I'll break it down. Maryland has gay marriage, freedom of choice and a whole boatload of atheists, Wiccans, witches, pagans, Buddhists, Hindus and other non-Christian religions. So, um, yeah, your god is pretty bad at choosing sides if he/she/it/other is really against all those things - just saying.

Signed,
A Proud Citizen of Maryland and Ravens Fan

ps: check out the Ravens' player Brendon Ayanbadejo and his campaign for marriage equality. Then check out how he did in the Superbowl.