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[TalkingDog]

I don't think they'll have any problem telling the trolls from the rest. The trolls can spell.

[Kurska]

1. WE HAVE THE PAWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR

lol

[annabanana]

4. We sure do!

or maybe

[bluedigger]

2. They aren't making it easy for me to mock them

Well, they are, but I was hoping for something more long lasting. This buzzard ain't even getting off the ground.

[jazzimov]

3. "The trolls can spell"

Also, the trolls will have no "morels".

[annabanana]

5. nor will we cast asparagus!. . .n/t

[Warpy]

6. Nor commit gratuitous fopahs!

I imagine spelling, grammar and punctuation are all largely absent from that website. It's nice to see them sinking into paranoia so quickly. It bodes ill for their long term survival, even with some billionaire fascist paying their bills.

[Downwinder]

7. I was sort of looking forward to seeing

them go head to head with rimjob.