‘Twisted Sister’ Reminds Republicans Of The Time Ted Nugent Pooped His Pants To Dodge Vietnam

[Purveyor]

In an interview with music website Noisecreep, “Twisted Sister” frontman Dee Snider said he doesn’t know why most Republicans who seem to love fellow rocker Ted Nugent cannot seem to recall him dodging the draft during the Vietnam war in the most revolting way possible: by pooping and vomiting on himself for a week, and doing hard drugs.

“Ted’s always been a gun-toting conservative,” he said after being asked to opine on Nugent’s claim that he’s prepared to launch an armed revolt against the U.S. government over the reelection of Presidnet Barack Obama. “But what gets me is that he was actually a draft dodger! I mean, to the point where he didn’t bathe for a week, and vomited on himself to deliberately avoid the draft.”

It wasn’t all criticism, though: “I totally understand why he did that,” Snider added, “but all of these Republicans who love Ted don’t seem to know or remember that too well. It’s crazy that he’s become one of the voices of conservative America even though he was a draft dodger. If you don’t believe me, Google it.”

Nugent lashed back at Snider on Twitter, saying he had fallen “for the big lie” and adding: “I challenge u to man up to the truth We xpected btr.”

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[EOTE]

1. What truth, spuge?

If you're going to take the time to contest what Mr. Snider said, surely you should be able to specify WHY it's a lie. Everyone knows the truth, Nugent is a draft dodging, child molesting, disgusting hypocrite.

[JaneyVee]

2. +1

[NYC_SKP]

3. Wrong, he's a pants-pooping, draft dodging, child molesting, disgusting hypocrite..

Let's not sell him short.

[EOTE]

4. My bad. NT

[zappaman]

5. +1

Good for Dee Snider!
This and testifying at the PMRC hearings has made me respect him even though I don't care for his music!

[KamaAina]

27. And his smackdown of racist pitcher John Rocker

who got told to stop using "I Wanna Rock" as his entrance music!

[zappaman]

36. I forgot about that!

Truth be told, I forgot all about John Rocker!

[Science Geek]

18. You forgot #1!

He also urinated in his pants for a full week before his draft physical.

His belly was LITERALLY yellow!

[Bake]

44. You left out "puking on himself"

Let's give credit where credit is due!



Bake

[Little Star]

8. +1

[Mike Daniels]

11. Even if the "shat my pants" story is just some BS he told to "High Times" he still dodged service

by using his student deferment.

The fact remains that given the opportunity to serve his country Nugent chose not to which makes all his "stand up and fight" BS now laughable.

[riqster]

6. Nooge was lying at least once

Either he lied in his High Times interview, or he's lying now.

Either way, he's a lying sack of shit.

[Berlum]

7. You mean Scuzzbucket Noogey (R) is yet another Republican Chickenhawk?

Figures. He is totally engulfed with hate and FEAR. Those are core Republican characteristics, as is the draft-dodging war mongering and saber rattling.

Pitiful. Just pitiful. Republicans really need to find someone with a shred of integrity to represent them. This endless parade of chickenhawk Republican gun suckers is sad. It's just sad.

h

[bongbong]

10. Not going to happen

> Republicans really need to find someone with a shred of integrity to represent them

You need a Democrat for that. repigs worship at the altar of the Golden Calf; they would sell their children & parents for a penny. No integrity there.

[AverageJoe90]

21. Love the picture, btw. n/t

[BlancheSplanchnik]

34. is the tedster supposed to be in this pic?

I can't tell.

[mercuryblues]

9. Nugent would shit his pants again

if he was actually called on to fight a war.

[1StrongBlackMan]

12. Not just a war ...

I'm pretty certain he'd void himself if he were called on to fight any physical fight, where his opponent wasn't drunk and/or significantly smaller than him.

[Raine]

23. Yes exactly, he's a gutless cowardly little chickenshit. nt

[madokie]

13. To be perfectly honest with you all

I think most of us Vets are happy we didn't have to share space with the nuge. We had better things to do with our time than to babysit someone like him

[pinboy3niner]

14. I'm thankful that he didn't end up in my foxhole, that's for sure!

Besides the babysitting, who'd want that POS guarding your back?

[madokie]

16. Or would have to spend some time in lock up for friendly fire to get him out of the hole with ya

He'd have never made it for a tour. Once a dickhead always a dickhead. Back then he would have been seen for what he is

Bro'

[The Wizard]

38. He would have been fragged

or put on a listening post alone. Guys like Ted had a way of getting removed from the landscape for the survival of the unit. Sometimes a radio, map, compass and binoculars were all it would take.

[madokie]

39. No doubt

[LeftInTX]

15. Draft Record

A copy of Ted Nugent's Selective Service classification record documents elements of both versions of the story: He was classified 1-S (high school student deferment) in 1967 and 2-S (college student deferment) in 1968; then after being reclassified 1-A (available for military service) in 1969 he was rejected as a result of a physical examination and given a 1-Y classification. (The 1-Y classification denoted persons "qualified for service only in time of war or national emergency" and was generally assigned to registrants who had exhibited medical conditions that were limiting but not disabling). After the 1-Y classification was eliminated at the end of 1971, Nugent was reclassified as 4-F.

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Nugent was born in 1948. Nugent says he went to Oakland Community College. Looks like he went to school for only a year. (Not a serious student)
A year after he quits school, he gets some type of medical disqualification. (I'm not knowledgeable about these classifications)

So, Ted doesn't want to explain the medical disqualification, he's a draft dodger and a liar.

[bongbong]

29. His medical deferement

Was either for Extreme Paranoia (with Cowardice Tendencies), or Tiny Manhood Syndrome.

[The Wizard]

40. 2-16-68

I was in the middle of the Tet Offensive. Where was Ted? Oh yeah, getting classified 2 S.

[madokie]

41. You forgot the punk part

[Kalidurga]

17. Snopes says inconclusive

But, I am still calling him Poopy Pants. It's too catchy to give up and that story came out of his mouth. I think what really happened is somewhere in the middle of his story and him going in with no plan to avoid the war. He probably did act insane in some way either by taking drugs or whatever. I don't think he didn't take a shower for a month, pooped and vomited all over himself and came close to death according to him. But, I don't think he went in as he normally acts either, unless it's how he normally acts now. Cuz that would be funny if he went in as a gun totting yahoo that couldn't wait to play shoot'em up and the military said thanks but no thanks.

[Rex]

19. Truth? Oh I'm sorry, I missed the article about Ted McNugget serving

on PT boat ____. Or struck with fever in the jungles of _____. PLEASE, someone fill me in!

TN is loved by a lot of the GOP, because he is a brazen coward...JUST LIKE THEM! Gun idiots that are craven cowards, met quite a few of them and TN is the BIGGEST one eva!

[AverageJoe90]

20. Dee Snider = awesome. That. Is. All.

Rock on, man!!!

[RandiFan1290]

22. STFU Dee

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=18039


Jan. 12, 2004
TWISTED SISTER frontman Dee Snider has joined fellow hard rockers Ted Nugent and Gene Simmons in saying the war against former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein was justified.

Speaking to Insight magazine's John Berlau, Snider said, "Weapons of mass destruction or not, he [Saddam] was asking for it, and he got it. As far as kicking his ass, he deserved it.

[Bucky]

28. God forbid a man should learn from experience or grow a bit after 9 yrs of war.

[RandiFan1290]

30. Nope. Just another Bush idiot

That knows most of this country can't remember last year let alone the shit that happened between 2001-2008

[HockeyMom]

24. Nugent want to KILL, not BE killed

No guarantees in a war.

[Cha]

25. What better faces of the big con?

Draft dodger Nugent- check

codpiece bush and whatever he did in TANG- check

Romney scamming the French- check

[Bucky]

26. “I challenge u to man up to the truth” - That is what Snider was doing.

I wonder who the "We" is who "expected btr". RWers always want to feel the peer pressure behind them.

[JI7]

31. Many of the Republicans who love him did the same themselves

[Politicalboi]

32. Mostly ALL GOP

Members of the house have NEVER enlisted. And Bush and Cheney did the same thing, only baby Bush went into the Guard but never finished. All the chickenhawks of the Bush clan NEVER saw a day of war in their lives.

I thought he used peanut butter in his pants, and ate it.

[immoderate]

35. During Vietnam, the National Guard was a way of avoiding the draft.

It was six months domestic active duty, and then six years of monthly weekends, or something like that. And you got paid!

National Guard appointments were highly prized during conscription.

--imm

[frylock]

33. dee snider freakin rocks!

[Ahpook]

37. I can't stand nUgent

But he did launch this successful campaign to get his sorry ass back in the media.

The backpedaling is pretty fuckin funny though.

What a dick

[sad-cafe]

42. Dee Snider is awesome

I have gained much respect for him since he was on The Apprentice. He truly has a giving heart and struggled to get where he is today.

[Viking12]

43. Lest Dee forget, Nuge is also a pedophile.

[BootinUp]

45. The truth is probably that he ate his poop for a week. nt