Either I'll be dead or in jail...

[Fearless]

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[BainsBane]

1. promises, promises

[madashelltoo]

2. Me too, Kitty!

[watch the sky]

3. who is this asshole?

the guy in the metallic hat, not the cat I mean.

[Fearless]

4. Ted Nugent.

[watch the sky]

11. ah, thanks . . .

he really hasn't aged well, has he? Sheesh.

[1StrongBlackMan]

8. It ...

(the hat) blocks out all sub and ultra-sonic liberal messages.

If you're interested, they sell a Do It Yourself Hat kit at your local 99 Cent/Family Dollar Store.

(Please note: to prevent confiscation, the kits are cleverly designed to mimic your run of the mill roll of Aluminium Foil. Don't be fooled!)

[2naSalit]

5. Wouldn't it be just

if mr wangotango had a massive coronary arrest while spewing during one of his tirades? And not recover?

[1StrongBlackMan]

10. LOL ...

... shortly, after being processed into central booking and discovering that his 3 cell-mates are Purple Heart possessing Vietnam Vets.

[2naSalit]

13. ...and at least one of them

being gay as well!!!



Good one!!

[1StrongBlackMan]

21. LOL ...

take heart ... from my experience; all three would likely be at least "prison Gay", if they are serving/have served years.

[Lint Head]

6. Is this the guy who hasn't changed his pants since the 60'S

and still smells like the shit he did in them to get out of serving his country?

[unapatriciated]

35. Yep that be him.

[GoCubsGo]

7. A tinfoil cowboy hat?

How apropos.

[jorno67]

9. hurry the fuck up Ted!

[BumRushDaShow]

12. Joe Madison is doing a daily countdown on his show

on SiriusXM & WOL radio. Nugent's quote was actually done some time last April and he said something like

"If Barack Obama becomes the President in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year..."

I think he has 83 days now..

[2naSalit]

14. There must be some way

some of us can help him beat the "due date"!!

[Buns_of_Fire]

24. The semi-official timer:

http://countingdownto.com/countdown/176293#.UL-oqrQGU84.facebook

77 days. Shit or get off the pot, Ted. Your loyal fans expect no less.

[BumRushDaShow]

25. LOL

[11 Bravo]

32. Don't tell Ted to shit. He'll crap his pants again.

[1StrongBlackMan]

26. We all need to ...

post the initial post to, here:

http://www.tednugent.com/

and, here:

https://www.facebook.com/tednugent

[zappaman]

15. I agree with him...

"Either" is fine.

[DinahMoeHum]

16. Obviously a bad case of Cat Scratch Fever.

[cascadiance]

17. This photo needs to be photoshopped...

... to get Cat Scratch fever on it...



or better yet, perhaps we can have some real photos of people putting his old albums out of their misery!

A new youtube is needed for a DJ Cat to do the right thing and really do a cat scratch fever with an old album of his!

[pokerfan]

29. k....

[William769]

18. Either or is fine with me.

[srican69]

19. TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

Ted Nugent can suck my .......



Oh God NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

20. Sooner rather than later would be appreciated.

Just hurry up and let your threats have free reign already!

[pokerfan]

22. Well.....

[Auntie Bush]

23. Either option would make me very happy....especially the first!

So why isn't he? Promises! Promises! Promises!!!!

[Rex]

27. He was a craven coward before the first election.

Hiding behind his GUNS and BOWS and little dead animals he so proudly killed the B-Jesus out of! Why would anyone think he grew a spine in 4 years? All his talk about what he will do...whatever, go back and learn how to sing first you no-talent HACK!

I've rarely seen a bigger COWARD.

[Arctic Dave]

28. Grumpy Cat has little patience, better get on with Theodore.

Nobody likes a slacker.

[Aristus]

30. "I'M WAITI-I-I-I-ING!!"

[AtheistCrusader]

31. Mr. 'Shits his pants' is not going to do a goddamn thing.

Except run his mouth.

[Ian Iam]

33. Might I suggest the first option?

[Terra Alta]

34. I have to say, I don't want him dead

but to have him convicted of a felony and have to give up all his guns sounds nice to me.

[jmowreader]

36. I don't want the evil government to kick in his door, tho

I want a judge to order him to surrender his guns to the police. I want him to go to a truck stop, hire a driver with a 53-foot trailer, go to his house, load all the guns, ammo and archery stuff into it (so it takes five trips - big deal, he can afford it), drive to the nearest FBI field office, and hand his guns one-by-one to the special agent in charge. And I want him doing this to be televised.

What do you think...leave him a .44 magnum pistol with one round in firing position and the cylinder pivot welded, so he can take his own life in the throes of gunless despair?

[moondust]

37. So that was all just BIG TALK from a coward?

Grumpy Cat does not like weenies.

[DissidentVoice]

38. I am ashamed that he is from Michigan

After all, what can you say about a chickenhawk who shat himself to get out of serving in the Army, when his father was a former Drill Sergeant and his brother an Intell officer?

He talked about running for Governor some years ago before he buggered off to Texas to stick his nose up GWB's arse. Thank God he didn't.

I was a fan back in the day when he still mattered. Now, I can't listen to him without thinking of his bullshit cannon of a mouth.

[JoePhilly]

39. DU should have a Ted Nugent "Dead or in Jail" clock.

[malaise]

40. The draft dodger dodges yet again n/t

[Deep13]

41. I'm okay with either one. nt

[arely staircase]

42. i don't really have a preference

either is fine

[Scurrilous]

43. ROFL

K & R

[cordelia]

44. A vapid, big-mouthed coward.

[Cha]

45. He looks like he's in his own personal

hell. Who would want to be him?