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kpete

(72,005 posts)
Sat Jan 19, 2013, 11:23 AM Jan 2013

Bill Maher on 2nd Amendment: "We're like a strip club with a million bouncers and no strippers!"

Maher: ‘It’s not your Second Amendment rights that are under attack — it’s all the other ones’

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Yeah, both parties compete mightily to appear to be the greater champion of our freedoms, but the only thing that still has bipartisan support in Washington is not giving a shit about privacy.

And when you talk to the NRA types, as I like to do down at my local moose lodge, they actually believe that what protects their rights isn't laws, or courts, it's that they have a gun. They think that's what keeps the government from going too far. Without guns, Obama would become an emperor and force everyone to gay marry, but he can't because a guy in Kentucky named Skeeter has a .22.

(audience applause)

Except that, you know, while you guys were buying guns to protect your other guns, sittin' up on the porch there, waitin' for Obama's Negro Army to come confiscate your weapons and go all Django Unchained on your ass — that's when we lost all the stuff in the Bill of Rights, about trials and juries and warrants.

You see, the Redcoats — they never wanted your gun. They wanted your liberty. And that's why the Founding Fathers said you could have the gun, dumbass! And now the only right we have left is the guns, and left nothing left to use the guns to protect! We're like a strip club with a million bouncers and no strippers!

the rest:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/19/maher-its-not-your-second-amendment-rights-that-are-under-attack-its-all-the-other-ones/
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Bill Maher on 2nd Amendment: "We're like a strip club with a million bouncers and no strippers!" (Original Post) kpete Jan 2013 OP
Profoundly On Point cantbeserious Jan 2013 #1
K&R Fumesucker Jan 2013 #2
Maher: ‘It’s not your Second Amendment rights that are under attack — it’s all the other ones’ etherealtruth Jan 2013 #3
not a single gun nut or right winger I know cares that my 4th amendment has been destroyed. pasto76 Jan 2013 #6
Bill has this incredible ability We_Must_Organize Jan 2013 #4
THat was a piece of art, bvar22 Jan 2013 #5
I always record his shows because he has gems like this Cleita Jan 2013 #8
There's no rights I don't have now that I didn't have in August 2001. nt Comrade_McKenzie Jan 2013 #7
The ACLU may disagree with you. former9thward Jan 2013 #10
Then you haven't been paying attention dickthegrouch Jan 2013 #11
HUGE K & R !!! - Thank You !!! WillyT Jan 2013 #9

etherealtruth

(22,165 posts)
3. Maher: ‘It’s not your Second Amendment rights that are under attack — it’s all the other ones’
Sat Jan 19, 2013, 11:49 AM
Jan 2013

That is exactly how I view it!

pasto76

(1,589 posts)
6. not a single gun nut or right winger I know cares that my 4th amendment has been destroyed.
Sat Jan 19, 2013, 02:03 PM
Jan 2013

exactly as Mahrer says

bvar22

(39,909 posts)
5. THat was a piece of art,
Sat Jan 19, 2013, 01:43 PM
Jan 2013

...and well delivered.

Do yourself a favor.
Tune into HBO this week and catch a replay of Bill Maher's Real Time.
You will be glad you did.

Cleita

(75,480 posts)
8. I always record his shows because he has gems like this
Sat Jan 19, 2013, 02:14 PM
Jan 2013

in his monologues. I like to go over them to make sure I heard him right.

former9thward

(32,046 posts)
10. The ACLU may disagree with you.
Sat Jan 19, 2013, 02:34 PM
Jan 2013

Of course given your sentence is a triple negative it is hard to tell. Warrantless wiretapping has quadrupled under President Obama. http://www.aclu.org/blog/tag/warrantless-wiretapping

dickthegrouch

(3,182 posts)
11. Then you haven't been paying attention
Sat Jan 19, 2013, 06:45 PM
Jan 2013

Your right to a trial is in serious question
Your right to appear before a judge within 24 hours is in serious question
Your right not to be searched has been eroded
Your right to be considered innocent until proven guilty is in serious question
Your right to an abortion if you want one has been curtailed in some states

There are probably others I've forgotten that have vanished into thin air since Sept 11th 2001.

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