If This Dude Gets One Million Facebook Likes, His High School Crush Will Sleep with Him

[DonRedwood]

"It was meant as a joke for our group of friends," Kverneng, 20, told the local press.

Joke or not, the "status upgrade" soon hit 4chan's /b/ imageboard, where users naturally felt compelled to help Kverneng out.

Within a matter of hours, the solicitation gained over 900,000 likes, and is presently steamrolling ahead to the 1 million mark.

http://gawker.com/5977063/if-this-dude-gets-one-million-facebook-likes-his-high-school-crush-will-sleep-with-him

Edit: I was joking with my original post but I shared this not because of the getting laid part, but because I was kind of shocked at how social mores have changed since I was a 20 year old. These two 20 year olds now have this history every time someone googles their name.

Imagine if every stupid thing you did when you were 20 had been filmed and shared on the internet. Every dumb comment, every joke, every drunk stumble and bad choice there for your parents, future bosses, future boyfriends and girlfriends. Society is making such a huge and fast change. I never cease to be amazed by it.

SOrry if my goofing about the subject matter was offensive.

[Marrah_G]

1. ugh

[DonRedwood]

6. I do think it is gross--but this is another one of those things that never existed before the intern

internet.

Those kids don't realize it but every time someone googles their name, for the rest of their lives, up will pop this story.

My 20 year old self didn't have the sense God gave a post. Thank goodness there was no digital camera, internet or phone cameras back then or I'd be in so much trouble.

[seabeyond]

2. hmmm. she was basically saying not a chance in hell. so a million or not still is not gonna

get him laid. she isnt interested.

[Robb]

3. Protip: some euphemisms for "not if you were the last man on earth" more effective than others.

[TeeYiYi]

4. unrec

TYY

[smokey nj]

5. How many likes would get him some Clearasil?

[MattBaggins]

13. So we pick on his appearance for having a typical

biological condition for his age group?

[Whisp]

7. they both look like morans.

hope birth control is done 10x more than necessary.

[DonRedwood]

12. readily available for free in most of Scandanavia.

:0)

[MattBaggins]

14. They look like 99.99% of people.

Would you judge them less if they looked like Brangelina?

[Whisp]

17. what I said had nothing to do with their 'attractiveness'

they look a bit above average, actually.

but the stupid makes them Look stupid. that's how I see people.

[Baitball Blogger]

8. They should sell their stories, make a million and part very good friends.

[Honeycombe8]

9. Wait til her Mom sees that. nt

[Rex]

10. Ah the future of mankind...to get laid with the help of FB.

[cthulu2016]

11. In Europe 1M means a thousand... just sayin'

[Buzz Clik]

15. No, she won't.

And he won't get one from me.

[Jenoch]

16. I tell my kids that everything they post

on Facebook, Tweet, or text will be read by their mother and grandfather. So far it has worked. (They're good kids with good sense, unlike the two featured in the OP).

[bluestate10]

18. In addition. Screen captures will keep their posting around forever. nt

[XemaSab]

19. Spelling her name right would be a good first step to getting in her pants

[ellisonz]

20. Gawker got the spelling wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathrine is the common Scandinavian spelling. His sign is correct!

[XemaSab]

21. Eh, kid's still a douche

[ellisonz]

22. A literate douche...

...that's more than you can say for far too many of our fellow citizens. They teach English good there in Norway!