Do guns really want Gun Appreciation Day? Or would they rather have a raise in their wages?

[Dems to Win]

Maybe a day off?

I bet jewelers are seeing a run on sales of diamond rings, for gun lovers to present to their Precious on Gun Appreciation Day.

Good thing Valentine's is soon. Gunlovers can buy red hearts of chocolates to present to their rifles for Gun Appreciation Day.

When can we expect the weapons to have Gun Owner Appreciation Day?

Big day ahead for FTD? Will gunlovers present bouquets of flowers to their favorite pistols on Gun Appreciation Day?

Will guns feel happy on Gun Appreciation Day? How will we know? How do guns smile?

Next up: Screwdriver Appreciation Day! Chainsaw Appreciation Day! Lawnmower Appreciation Day! Let's tell all our inanimate objects that we appreciate them!

[rightsideout]

1. Hammer Appreciation Day!!

Since Hammers are defined by alot of gun fanatics as causing more deaths than rifles we should have Hammer Appreciation Day to say Hammers are really safe!

The gun owners think they are hot stuff with their gun collection, I have a large hammer collection.

Stanley Claw Hammer
Sledge Hammer
Ball Peen Hammer
Set of Body Shop Hammers

Here are my semi-automatic Hammers
Porter Cable Framing Nailer
Porter Cable Finishing Nailer

And I have a Hammer that actually uses gunpowder. A concrete power nailer.

None of my Hammers have hurt anyone, except for me with a few bruised fingers

Not sure why Hammers have got such a bad rap from the gun fanatics. Hammers built this country! So we need Hammer Appreciation Day!

[Dems to Win]

2. I stand with the Hammers!

[choie]

3. it's a good thing that guns

have such a good union..