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Were asking our audience for input, said Irena Briganti, head of Fox News Media Relations. Theres like ten and a half months when all we have to war on is, logic, poor people, reason, climate change, blacks, immigrants, fair trade, China, clean energy, science, Muslims, nuns, postal workers, teachers, unions, liberals, professors, Obama, the middle class and reality
. Were in a bind here.
What we are asking for is an interim war, not a replacement, of the War on Christmas, added Stuart Varney.
Cant stress that enough. Nothing in the history of mankind can equal, or even come close to, the outrage of a Christian being told, Happy Holidays - and we will never forget that. But, you cant very well wage a War on Christmas in April, now can you? Although we could add Boxing Day to the mix and get another day out of the War on Christmas... but thats not nearly enough!
Were leaning toward a seasonal theme, maybe, Ms. Briganti stated, seeming to think out loud. A War on Summer, tied to global warming, she said, trailing off for a bit.
Well, you get the idea, said Ms. Briganti. Its in your hands now. Please send your ideas for a new war to: FOX News Channel 1211 Avenue of the Americas, 2nd Floor, New York, NY 10036 Phone: 212-301-3000. Youll be glad you did. Thank you.
Flashmann
(2,140 posts)How about a war on fact distortion,hypocricy,journalistic lying........OHhhhhhhhhh......Nevermind....Forgot to whom I was speaking....
brucefan
(1,549 posts)Right?
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(4,769 posts)11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)Brilliant! K&R
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(4,769 posts)reACTIONary
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(4,769 posts)Initech
(100,102 posts)L0oniX
(31,493 posts)FSogol
(45,526 posts)loyalkydem
(1,678 posts)suede1
(892 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Eastern Orthodox Christians aren't done yet.
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(4,769 posts)The contact information is the real thing.
spanone
(135,874 posts)obxhead
(8,434 posts)The war on Easter!
I imagine they're already trying to locate the bunny for his take on the coming battle plans.
punkin87
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Dash87
(3,220 posts)Everyone knows that Atheists are blood-sucking mutants that descend from the mountains at dusk. They can even slither under the cracks of your doors on Christmas Eve and steal your Christmas presents. O'Reilly has talked about this multiple times, but it's time Fox gets more serious with it.
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(4,769 posts)salinen
(7,288 posts)shades of Borowitz.
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(4,769 posts)hbskifreak
(57 posts)Yeah, that's it. Lets go after those who go after the war on Christmas. Wait, who's side would that be, anyway, just to be clear?
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(4,769 posts)Always great to see you here!
Grins
(7,228 posts)What? What?
Srsly. I may be a (lapsed) Catholic, but I have never been offended, when my Christian or Jewish friends say "Happy Holidays" to me. They mean it with good will and kindness.
Varney - STFU!
Historic NY
(37,453 posts)But I agree with you.
liberal N proud
(60,344 posts)timesamillion
(31 posts)Really, this needs to be posted on a site where radical right crazies will see it because I guarantee you that at least a few will think it's real.
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(4,769 posts)I'm open to any ideas. Please PM me if you think of any places to post this.
Erose999
(5,624 posts)on Valentine's Day, a war on Easter, and a war on Columbus Day.
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(4,769 posts)suede1
(892 posts)Quantess
(27,630 posts)Or is it taboo to mention one of our allies engaging in an actual "War on Christmas"?