As my holiday present to everyone this year I am going off to stop the Mayan's from ending the world

[TeamPooka]

So if the world doesn't end tomorrow, that was me.
And you're welcome.

[ananda]

1. Thanks, you saved me the trip!

Tomorrow is a wonderful thought!

[a geek named Bob]

2. But I've got the BBQ all ready to go!

And I'm making Lost Soul chili...

[elfin]

3. Thank you SO much!

Although, after Sandy Hook, I have sometimes wondered if we are worthy of survival.

[Downwinder]

4. I wish you wouldn't.

[ret5hd]

5. Handled it yesterday, brother. All took care of.

[Drale]

6. Sorry my friend but

My plan is already in motion.

[LeftofObama]

7. After you save the world

would you make me a ham and cheese sandwich? I'm kinda hungry.

[TeamPooka]

10. just dropped it down your chimney

[niyad]

8. glad you caught me before I left. now I can go to my local pub's "eve of destruction" party.

[HereSince1628]

9. Unskeptics Prayer Circle has already intervened, to prove God exists

When you wake up on Saturday and everything is just as it was.

You will know that the God exists.