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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsStung by Defeat-Romney Considers Adultery-Huddles with Advisors About Possible Affair
CHARLESTON, SC (The Borowitz Report) Stung by defeat in Saturdays South Carolina primary, former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney is considering a bold strategy to reboot his Presidential campaign: engaging in a high-profile extramarital affair.
At a press conference in Charleston Mr. Romney confirmed that he was consulting with senior advisors about the best way to proceed with an inappropriate relationship.
Republican voters have sent the message that they want to vote for an adulterous scumbag and I have heard them loud and clear, he said. I promise that I will engage in a world-class extramarital affair that will make all of us proud again.
According to one senior advisor, the Romney campaign was already holding focus groups and conducting special polling to determine the best person with whom Mr. Romney should conduct his extracurricular dalliance.
http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/12/08/falling-in-polls-romney-considers-adultery/
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Stung by Defeat-Romney Considers Adultery-Huddles with Advisors About Possible Affair (Original Post)
HipChick
Jan 2012
OP
Historic NY
(37,451 posts)1. Let him go to his ancient homeland in Mexico with all his wives.
ellisonz
(27,711 posts)8. Mittens has but one wife...
Fearless
(18,421 posts)9. That's a pretty inappropriate comment.
I'm no supporter of Mittens, he was my governor for far far too long (like ever is too long), but the stereotypical statement is frankly over-the-top and unnecessary.
UTUSN
(70,715 posts)2. R#3 & K for bwa-ha-HAH!1 n/t
tammywammy
(26,582 posts)3. bwahahaha
Historic NY
(37,451 posts)10. I'm glad someone got it..........
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)4. Don't laugh, it might just work... nt
Stinky The Clown
(67,809 posts)5. Borowitz. I guessed The Onion.
Both are good!
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)6. Lady Gaga would be my pick
that would show he is hip and open to new ideas
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)7. Adultery has been done - go for polygamy
PCIntern
(25,558 posts)11. "Take the pictures first, and then you can focus" said the supermodels...n/t