Emperor Constantine is the Reason for the Season.

[WilliamPitt]

Look it up.

[Sherman A1]

1. Question?

Is this part of the War on Christmas?

I get confused from time to time.

[leftstreet]

2. Nonsense. Santa led the Imperial Roman Army

everyone knows this

[dipsydoodle]

3. Excuse me.

[Marrah_G]

4. lol

Best picture ever!!!!!!!

[WilliamPitt]

5. Win

[Sheldon Cooper]

6. He's also responsible for the 'one and done' tenet.

Reincarnation belief was tossed aside in favor of YOLO.

[DinahMoeHum]

7. Heh heh, love it! And, boys and girls, "Santa Claus". . .

began as St Nicholas of Myra
http://www.stnicholascenter.org/pages/who-is-st-nicholas/

From "St Nicholas" to "Santa Claus" (aka SinterKlass- Dutch)
http://www.stnicholascenter.org/pages/origin-of-santa/

[dipsydoodle]

8. The Amish fight back.

[Warren DeMontague]

9. That's why I prefer a traditional Easter celebration, with bunnies and eggs, myself.

Bunnies for enthusiastic springtime screwing, and eggs for... Well, actually, I'm good on the "fertility" bit, thanks.