Can't SOMEBODY find SOMETHING for this man to do??!!

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tweeted by, erinafoslid erin a. foslid 30 Nov
Mitt Romney is eating at the same restaurant as me! #MittRomney #PizzeriaLimone pic.twitter.com/jubBqV69





Andrew Kaczynski ?@BuzzFeedAndrew
Mitt Romney spotted at a pizza shop in Salt Lake City Friday. pic.twitter.com/DGkepGnZ



Ben Smith ?@BuzzFeedBen
15 People Who Just Saw Mitt Romney http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/15-people-who-just-saw-mitt-romney …

[MoonRiver]

1. Oh good, Ann's not crying anymore.

I was starting to get worried about her.

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Maybe he could learn to cook?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Romney sightings - like Elvis, only not as interesting.

[Mangoman]

4. He should start

By fixing his hair

[tanyev]

13. That tube of Brylcream is reserved for important political campaigning.

[sadbear]

5. This is the kind of regular guy who could get elected in this country.

That other slick-haired asshole who actually ran? Nope.

[Enrique]

10. looks better in these graininy pictures

with his hair a little more natural. I liked the guy pumping gas too.

[sadbear]

11. It's called authenticity.

A word Mitt never bothered to learn.

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12. not exactly your average joe

Clay Walker
-Average Joe-


I don’t mind working
I don’t mind drinking
when I need to unwind
And I like listening to a
country song on a Friday night

I’m a welder in the shop downtown
the dry waller in your brand new house
Yeah I’m your Average Joe
I’m the guy that fixed your van
I’m the painter I’m your concrete man
Yeah I’m your Average Joe

I’ve got brothers
And I’ve got sisters
Fighting hard for me and you
Yeah I got a mother and she’s been praying
They’ll all be coming home real soon

I’m the lightening in the pouring rain
I drive the diesel in the other lane
Yeah I’m your Average Joe
I wax the floors in the grocery store
Drop off the boxes at your front door
Yeah I’m your Average Joe

Never made a ton of money
Just enough to get us by
But the things that make me rich
Is this woman and these kids of mine

You know you run into me everywhere
You need a hand I’m gonna be right there
I’m your Average Joe
I love my country and being free
Yeah there’re millions of you just like me
Cuz I’m your Average Joe


Yeah I’m your Average Joe

[bongbong]

6. Flip-Flopper's words to the orderperson

"Make sure to give me extra everything without charging or else I will buy this chain and FIRE YOU!"

or ...

"Please, I beg of you, don't spit and/or put some other bodily emission in our food!"

[Barack_America]

7. He's 65 years old and filthy rich.

What should he be doing other than going out to eat with his family?

[TrogL]

8. He has to appear to be unemployed for a bit

Otherwise it would be an admission he was working for Bain all along.

[Barack_America]

14. He just ran the worst Presidential campaign in recent history.

The unemployed bit might not be a ruse.

[n2doc]

9. Maybe he can ask Jimmy Carter

Carter always seems to be busy.

[mainer]

15. OK, now I feel a little sorry for him.

It's really not nice to invade the loser's privacy. I wouldn't like cell phones snapping my photo when I look my dweebiest.

[JaneyVee]

16. BuzzFeed can literally turn ANYTHING into a full feature spread.

That's why it is oddly addicting.

[Enrique]

17. great line from the Buzzfeed article

In the end, Romney did the only thing he could to make people like him: He lost.

[bevb]

18. He can volunteer

There is much to do to help people in this recession. Helping others is good for the soul.

[kelliekat44]

19. When you have all the money you will be able to spend, nothing to spend it on you ask for tax cuts

and eat a fast food chains.

[libdem4life]

20. Be a Good Grandpa.

[4_TN_TITANS]

21. They're both looking a little like hell these days...

but I agree, let him eat in peace. Especially with his grand kid.

[Stinky The Clown]

22. Does Subway sell Pellegrino or was that a carry-in?

[jtuck004]

23. Is he giving thanks that it wasn't made in some convenience store, 7-11 or something? n/t