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Playinghardball

(11,665 posts) Thu Nov 29, 2012, 03:53 PM Nov 2012

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How many Homophobes does it take to change a lightblub? LOL

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How many Homophobes does it take to change a lightblub? LOL (Original Post) Playinghardball Nov 2012 OP

Good thoughts and you can change Homophobes to Republicans or conservatives or whatever Vietnameravet Nov 2012 #1

Back in the Dark Ages riqster Nov 2012 #3

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? riqster Nov 2012 #2

Okay, since we're doing light bulb jokes: NashvilleLefty Nov 2012 #6

Good Humor Heathen57 Nov 2012 #4

Awesome! And I love the last part. NashvilleLefty Nov 2012 #5

Vietnameravet

(1,085 posts)

1. Good thoughts and you can change Homophobes to Republicans or conservatives or whatever

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 03:55 PM

Nov 2012

riqster

(13,986 posts)

3. Back in the Dark Ages

Reply to Vietnameravet (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 04:00 PM

Nov 2012

The same sort of people were hanging doctors and scientists as heretics.

riqster

(13,986 posts)

2. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 03:58 PM

Nov 2012

Only two. The hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

NashvilleLefty

(811 posts)

6. Okay, since we're doing light bulb jokes:

Reply to riqster (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 08:53 PM

Nov 2012

How many Freudian psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a long time and the light has to want to change.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Purple.

And my favorite (being from Nashville):
How many Nashville record producers does it take to change a light bulb?
(crossing arms and stroking chin) I don't know, what do you think?

And another Nashville joke:
What's the quickest way to find a guitar player in Nashville?
Snap your fingers in the air and yell "Check, please!"

Heathen57

(573 posts)

4. Good Humor

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 06:51 PM

Nov 2012

will almost always contain an element of truth.

NashvilleLefty

(811 posts)

5. Awesome! And I love the last part.

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 08:46 PM

Nov 2012

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