the 42 worst nativity sets

[n2doc]

let’s get to it! merry christmas all, and enjoy or be horrified by this weird collection of nativity oddness.

the kitty cat nativity. makes me want to cough up a hairball.



the nativity kitchen timer (ding-ding! baby jesus is born!):



yeah, the cat nativity is probably worse. but these dogs ain’t much better…



technically, not a nativity. but it’s a christmas lawn ornament, showing (can you believe it?) the flogging of jesus on the way to the cross. there’s some christmas cheer for your neighborhood!



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http://whyismarko.com/2012/the-42-worst-nativity-sets/

[Poll_Blind]

1. WOW- IMO, the Irish Nativity or the Mexican Mermaid nativity are the...

...two scariest- because they actually seem to be serious.

PB

[Brother Buzz]

2. Technically, not a nativity set, but it merits something

I came home from work years ago and spied this scene across the street. I was so awed, I grabbed my camera and snapped a photo

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. LOL that's really bad.

[Canuckistanian]

5. Our Lady of Entropy

Would be a good name for it

[Blue_Tires]

7. Enlarge it, frame it, give it a title, take it to an art gallery and slap on a price tag of $3500...

Thank me later...

[treestar]

12. Wow, that has meaning

An English class could discuss it all day!

[texanwitch]

18. Were they keeping them or throwing them away.

Did the junk pile behind have a deeper meaning.

I have to think about this.

Where is baby Jesus in the picture.

[Brother Buzz]

19. I always wondered about baby Jesus, too, but someone pointed out.....

he splashes onto the scene at the end of act one.

A fine junk pile always has meaning to me. I was coveting that fine sled until "She Who Must Be obeyed" pointed out my own junk pile was already filled plus it doesn't snow in California. Still, that sled under the Redwood tree beckoned to me for days until a junk monger hauled the mess away.

[liberal_at_heart]

3. the flogging of Jesus is really bizarre in more ways than one

For one, it is just weird to put a decoration on your lawn of anyone being flogged, but also Christmas is about the birth of Jesus. The flogging and crucification of Jesus is Easter. They've got their holidays mixed up.

[ChazII]

6. That is what I thought. n/t

[Dr. Strange]

9. And what's with the pizza delivery guy at the beginning?

[LiberalEsto]

8. The Godzilla Nativity has to be seen to be believed

although I'm not sure what kind of belief inspired that. Maybe a belief in LSD?

[Mnemosyne]

10. The Tampon Nativity looks very, um, absorbent.

[joeybee12]

11. The shotgun nativity, because nothing heralds in the Prince of Peace

like some used bullets!

[hughee99]

13. And not a Caganer among them?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

[murielm99]

14. LOL at the zombie nativity,

and the penguins!!!!

[zentrum]

15. I love these! They expose

...what a kitschy fraud modern American fundies have made of Christmas. I want to see one that's full of right wing loons. Palin, Bachman, Santorum, Norquiest, and Rove as the baby? Ryan could be a wise man as the bagger intellectual. Oh--and we need Bill O'Reilly somewhere. He could be one of the braying donkeys.

[marzipanni]

16. Re: the three wise men, something funny my SIL posted on FB

the last statement may be a bit over-the-top, but the rest ring true.

[hifiguy]

17. I liked the moose and the zombies

but the Godzilla one definitely rates #1.

[MrMickeysMom]

20. Oh my Gawd... a running light whip!

Jesus!

[Rowdyboy]

21. Laugh out loud funny!

Thanks for the link