Things I Learned in 2012:

[TeamPooka]

Last edited Thu Nov 29, 2012, 06:11 PM - Edit history (4)

The Secret Service and Army Generals have a lot sex while they are working but porn stars in LA are the ones the law says need to wear a condom.

Hunting vampires and freeing slaves made Abraham Lincoln one of our busiest Presidents.

If you go clubbing with Lindsey Lohan don't forget to bring brass knuckles and bail money.

State polls matter, national polls don't. And they are accurate so get over it.

In the case of a legitimate election you should lay back and accept God's will.

more to come...
what did you learn?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. I learned that we can stop people from buying an election...

Look at all the money the Republicans spent to get Romney elected.......and they failed.

That was great.

[TeamPooka]

4. amen

[Drunken Irishman]

2. I learned that many liberals will never be happy.

[Angry Dragon]

3. I learned most republicans have two assholes

[TeamPooka]

9. and talk with one of them

[Warren DeMontague]

5. I learned that given the chance, people will double down on using the expression double down

they'll do it until they're "All In".

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

6. Fiscal Cliff is not the newest country band

And that Jimmy Carter's grandson is made of awesome.

[TeamPooka]

16. lol & Yes!

[lunatica]

7. I learned that young Americans of all races are awesome!

I'm so damn happy to give them the reins! They're fucking smart and saavy!

[TeamPooka]

10. +1

[TeamPooka]

8. You CAN fool all of the people all of the time, as long as they are Republicans and you are FOX News

[Canuckistanian]

11. I learned you can keep women in binders now

But you can't keep them in there for long.

[TeamPooka]

12. Even after a billion airplay's on the radio I'm not sick of CALL ME MAYBE.

[TeamPooka]

13. I learned If there's a "War on Christmas", Christmas is winning.

[TeamPooka]

14. Everybody thinks they look cool dancing Gangnam Style.

[TeamPooka]

15. Nobody looks cool dancing Gangnam Style.