If Trump stalks Biden from behind in the debate, what quip

[applegrove]

should Biden use? Trump stalked Hillary from behind. What should Biden do? Say "Are you lost!". Say it in a really loud voice you use for the hard of hearing (Martin Short to Steve Martin)?

[Ocelot II]

1. I doubt that would happen. Trump was specifically trying to intimidate a woman

when he did that to Hillary. He wouldn't try it with another man.

[tanyev]

2. "Do you need help finding your chair, Sir?"

Have a couple people dressed as orderlies standing by to provide a confused Trump all the assistance he needs.

[Ocelot II]

3. "Hmm, what's that I smell, a gas leak?"

[Xavier Breath]

4. Get behind me, Satan! Oops, you're already there.

[werdna]

5. Would Mr.Trumps handlers please report to the stage? He's forgotten where his podium is. N/T

[NJCher]

6. he should look at him like this

Like he looked at Marjorie Taylor Green at the SOTU:

https://youtube.com/shorts/1O_zCrToXyE?si=d90vYfxpBwwLlGRQ

This was so damn funny I must have watched it 10 times.

[PJMcK]

11. Thanks for the clip!

I'd forgotten about that encounter.

MTG is weird and pathetic.

[bullimiami]

7. There's no debate. Trump has nothing to gain. He is lying.

[erronis]

15. Agree. About the only thing trump could do is to flail his arms and fart up the place.

Altho even if the moderators impose all sorts of restrictions I don't expect tfg to honor anything. Remember doing the prior debate while tfg had covid and knew it?

[Raven123]

8. Embrace it. Just have the campaign send out a message

Might be tacky, but they could send out a fundraising message asking to help TFG get back to his golf game.

[GreenWave]

9. Oh it's plain that you're looking for trouble...

Trouble is what I try to shun.
If that's what you want.
Then that's what you'll get.
Cause cowboy we're both packing guns.

[Cha]

10. What's that smell?

[jpak]

12. The Secret Service will take him down

And it won't be pretty

Yup

[doc03]

13. You know he will do nothing but talk about his two sons to try and

make Biden lose his cool and studder. He should refuse to debate a traitor. How can someone run for president
when he can't even vote.

[louis-t]

14. I still say he'll weasel out of it.

Every time he speaks out of turn, he should suffer consequences. Maybe lose a minute of his time for each outburst.

[WhiteTara]

16. My name is not Hillary. Get back, creep.