You know which 'family' member is going to show up to Motherfucker's trial?

[Aviation Pro]

His Latino love child, that's who.

That'll be a fucking laugh riot.

[TwilightZone]

1. The one that doesn't exist?

Once again, journalists have not found anything that corroborates this claim. The alleged mother of the child told the AP that it was "all fake" and that the Enquirer "lost their money", and the father of the family told The New Yorker that it was "completely false and ridiculous".

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-secret-lovechild-hush-money-b2533673.html

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No outlet has confirmed that the underlying story here — that Trump had an affair with a housekeeper, and that this affair produced a child — is true. The woman in question “emphatically” denied the affair to the AP, telling them, “This is all fake. I think [AMI] lost their money.” Sajudin’s ex-wife called his credibility into question as well, telling the New York Daily News, “He’s infamous for making up stories. … He’s seen the chupacabra. He’s seen bigfoot. One of our friends who passed away, he saw him too, walking down the street.”

https://www.vox.com/2018/4/12/17230498/donald-trump-national-enquirer-child-30000-doorman-joe-mika-payoff-hush-money-scandal-housekeeper

Pecker also testified today that the story was false.

[Irish_Dem]

2. Karen McDougal said Trump refused to use protection.

So we know there are illegitimate children out there.

[Qutzupalotl]

3. Boris Epshteyn.