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moniss

(4,274 posts)
Thu Apr 25, 2024, 08:04 PM Apr 25

So here is a call for a new high tech medical device

that could be quite useful. How about if we develop a device that could "trigger" various physical reactions in the body? Like cause certain physical outcomes. So what I would like to propose would be an answer to our "right to life" people that seem so worried about the bodies of others. So the devices will be implanted in every male when they impregnate a female and a device in every female to "communicate with the device in the male and remain in their bodies during her pregnancy. The device will be able to cause the male body to "mimic" symptoms of what the pregnant female is experiencing. In other words it will no longer be "she is pregnant" it is going to be "we are pregnant".

If she gets nausea then her device communicates to the male device and "daddy" gets to vomit too!!! If she goes into distress due to a complication and has a major blood loss or blood pressure drop then I guess things might go bad for "daddy" too. All of that pain from the ectopic pregnancy? Daddy thought that kidney stone he passed was bad but he hasn't seen anything like this!! Raging fever from an infection after a miscarriage? Boy Daddy is going to be in for a treat!!

By the way Daddy is going to gain just as much weight as Mommy. Now come on all of you big strong GQP men you can't object to this because after all you all have the woman as just being along for a 9 month joyride like she's just carrying a small sack of potatoes in a backpack and shouldn't be fussing about things at all. In fact you all have it down like it's a carefree carnival ride. So come on all you big strong men jump right on board that carefree fun ride. I'm sure that you'll understand if she's near death outside the emergency room it may be too late for you as well. Takes two to tango!!

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