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One day, at one of many Chump's ill-gotten properties,
Chump spotted a man down by his lake. He subsequently saw a bucket of fish in water next to him.
Chump: I will have you arrested for fishing on my property.
Man: I wasn't fishing, these fish are my pets.
Chump: What do you mean pets?
Man: Every now and then I bring my pet fish down here and let them swim with their family and then I call them back.
Chump: No way that happens. Prove it.
Man: Sure, he dumps the fish in the lake.
Chum: Ok, call them back.
Man: Call who back?
Chum: The fish.
Man: What fish?
