I am sick of all this anti-flatuism

[edhopper]

So the big orange turd farts? I fart, everybody farts. Let's not make fun of the open pustule on humanity for blowing some gas out of his enormous, diapered ass.
We are better than that. Can't we give the corrupt, fascist pile of dog shit a break an let his natural body functions, hampered by drugs and a horrendous diet, rip a few.

[True Dough]

1. It's not really clear

which orifice is at fault with him.

[Traildogbob]

59. The greatest thing I've ever seen!

Somebody get this on truth social ASAP.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

2. The House Freedom Caucus' Floor Action Response Team is right there with ya!

[LuckyCharms]

3. I've never farted.

It is impolite to do so.

[sop]

33. Yeah, women don't fart, they just hold it in and it comes out as drama.

[claudette]

42. LOL! 😀

[Shermann]

52. I think I'd rather get blasted with the flatulance. nt

[tblue37]

60. I'm sure you release just a small puff of perfumed powder.

[LuckyCharms]

61. More like a huge mushroom cloud. n/t

[Cha]

67. lol I didn't mean to 😊

[BeyondGeography]

4. This is such a caring board

I mean people even stand up for farts here.

[keithbvadu2]

15. Or lean.

[Irish_Dem]

5. He is fair game. We will fight him with every tactic possible.

He denigrates and humiliates everyone.
Puts people in grave danger.
He means to end democracy and put the entire world at risk.

I don't start fights, but I will damn well finish them and match
my tactics to my opponent.

[stopdiggin]

28. oh fer' christ's sake - it's a friggin joke!

chill, man! no need to go all Sylvester Stallone .. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

[Irish_Dem]

32. I didn't know it was a joke.

[stopdiggin]

37. Ummmm .... (re-reading OP) .... Okaaay!

[edhopper]

39. My descriptions

of the loathsome overflowing garbage bag didn't give it away?

[Irish_Dem]

41. I thought it was a good rant.

[arthritisR_US]

81. No it didn't

[arthritisR_US]

80. I didn't either, so it was a joke, ok a real

low one in my opinion.

[malaise]

29. THIS

Ridicule the fool

[Irish_Dem]

34. Yes he is so thin skinned, humiliation will work on him.

[arthritisR_US]

82. People want to take it as some fecking joke

and it isn’t. The media has let him get away with his shit and politically prosper, to your county’s democratic demise

[Warpy]

6. You have missed the point, I'm afraid

The point isn't that the monstrosity is his own whoopee cushion or that his diet of KFC and Diet Coke makes him gaseous, noisy, and putrid. The point is that it's not something he's ever cared to control and that people are pointing it out and laughing at him in a situation where he has no control over anything.

Michael Forbes (Scottish farmer he tried to destroy, including cutting off his drinking water) told us what to do 8 years ago: just keep insulting him, he'll end up in a padded cell.

I'll tell you a little secret, those of you who are younger: once you hit 75, you don't sneak those fars out in polit company because it's nearly impossible, you lose muscle tone all over as you age. It's gonna come out and sometimes it coms out as a thunderclap. Most of us aren't on a child's diet so we don't stink the joint up, but only a complete clod would laugh at an elder for farting in public without a very, very good reason.

Having a wannabe dictator who tried to kill our country and steal the remains out from under us is a damned good reason. Ordinary elders, even if they're TFG zombies, should be lett to poot in peace.

[hlthe2b]

13. Yup. Most do NOT lose all "manners" when they age. Fewer, clearly never had them. TSF is the latter.

It isn't that he has uncontrolled expulsions. It is that he doesn't give a damn how this or any other obnoxious behavior or verbal abuse or any other atrocious habit of his impacts OTHERS.

[CincyDem]

7. I agree. But what worries me is that at a certain age they begin to take on more "substance".

Or so I’ve heard from my elders.

Ya know what I mean.

[keithbvadu2]

16. No shit? ... Well, hopefully not.

[CincyDem]

19. I think you mean "No shart": a gas that unexpectedly turns into a liquid or solid. Ewww...lol

[keithbvadu2]

21. Forgive me. I'm from common stock.

[CincyDem]

22. Step up man. Ya gotta know your biophysics. :-)

[nolabear]

38. Suddenly I'm eight years old.

We really need a fart smilie.
“Here I sit, broken hearted.”

[sop]

47. True fear is that first fart following a bout of diarrhea.

[CincyDem]

49. You never forget your first. n/t

[Model35mech]

23. At a certain age, decent elders no longer TRUST farts to be flatulance

but recognize the possibility of other inclusions in the pressurized release of digestive gasses

I reached that certain age when I went on diabetes meds that encouraged me to consider absorbent protection.

Thankfully, my gut adjusted to the meds over a couple of months and I don't need to continue with that.

[Permanut]

76. A fart with a surprise in it.

[Voltaire2]

8. I try to not fart in rooms occupied by other people, as I am a decent human being.

The fact that TSF apparently is known for a robust fecal stench surrounding him would appear to be a newsworthy bit of information, especially as his campaign has continuously attacked Biden for his age related infirmities.

[Srkdqltr]

9. We all fart, even the my shit don't stink crowd. If we didn't we would explode.

[hlthe2b]

10. Uh Huh... I've yet to know anyone even with identified medical problem who did not apologize

or attempt to "contain" such expulsions to the extent possible. I'd bet he's never done any of the previous in his entire highly entitled life.

It isn't that he has normal bodily functions. It is that he is an overwhelming boor about it--just as he is everything else.

So, I think anyone who takes this discussion personally, should absolutely NOT. I find it rare for anyone to EARN the vitriol and overt mocking that TSF has and does every damned day.

[Ponietz]

11. The Godfarter shits diapers and reeks

Everyone is saying it.

[The Wizard]

12. Mel Brooks has a movie role for him.

[EndlessWire]

50. The Bean Scene? n/t

[Disaffected]

14. OK, but what about farting in bed

when your SO is present?? What's the etiquette for that situation? How 'bout at the dinner table?

BTW, the Queen doesn't shit.

[CincyDem]

30. You know the one about...

Girl brings her new beau home for dinner with the family.

Middle of dinner he trumps one out. He expected silence but let out a roaring sound.

Girl’s dad looks under the table where the dog is curled up and says “Buck…”.

Beau thinks he’s got it made…they’re gonna blame the dog. So he relaxes and trumps a few more loudly, each time the dad calling out the dog.

Finally after a particularly egregious trump, dad looks under the table and says “God damnit Buck…get out from under there before he shits all over ya”.

[Beastly Boy]

17. Ok, I am willing to give it a try.

HIS SHIT DOES STINK!

Just like mine...

[Wonder Why]

18. It's legitimate to attack him because, in his case, he's trying to poison the judge and jury.

[DJ Porkchop]

20. He's a psychopathic habitual criminal, racist, rapist, grifter, thug, cheat, bully, draft-dodging tax evader

(And he smells bad.)

[DJ Synikus Makisimus]

24. Rolaids consumes 47 times it's weight ...

It says something about a person's lack of regard for others when he/she doesn't take corrective measures. Drink some fucking Pepto or swallow a Beano or something. One needn't inflict others with such smell, plenty of remedies are available, but Trump obviously doesn't care about anyone but himself. So others must live with his stink.

[stopdiggin]

35. I think you are mistaken

in your assertions that this is easily correctable or contained - and/or that there are 'plenty of available remedies'. Not really. Regardless - almost sure the OP was an attempt at humor - not medical observation or diagnosis.

[Doodley]

25. Trump is the worst school bully you ever knew, times a million. Any mockery from us isn't enough.

[GreenWave]

26. What we need is a total eclipse of the fart.

[Sky Jewels]

72. Turn around, bright eyes...

(BTW, I'm sure your eyes are bright and watery from the egregious stench.)

[Bucky]

27. Your opinion is a breath of fresh air in this debate

And I think it's healthy that we can air out our differences like this. No more wallowing in awkward euphemisms, you cut straight to the cheese chase.

[jrthin]

31. I am not that big a person. Mocking him is the least I can do considering

all the anxiety this man has caused.

[Talitha]

36. So much fun....

When they go low, we point and laugh.

[nolabear]

40. What this thread needs is sound effects.

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[sakabatou]

43. Maybe he needs a car air freshener around his neck

[edhopper]

44. A little lower

[Mountainguy]

45. Most of us don't do it in at a table full of people.

[Shermann]

53. Depends if there is a dog around to blame it on. nt

[Elessar Zappa]

46. Meh.

He’s fair game.

[birdographer]

48. Did anyone actually report anywhere that there were audible farts?

Or are they assigning the stink from his hours-old fecal matter filling his diaper to "farts"? Is it an assumption of farting based on the fact that so few adults sit in a public area for an extended time with an adult-size-bowel-full of excrement directly under their butts? Fart smells dissipate relatively quickly compared to a pile of manure. These are the truly important questions we all must ask.

[EndlessWire]

54. Yes

MT stated that their source reported audible farts.

[birdographer]

68. OK, thanks for this vital update!

I'm wondering if farts that pass through semi-solid excrement might become more pungent? (Just being very silly here.)

[DemocraticPatriot]

58. I think he's passing more than wind....

[DemocraticPatriot]

51. Well, we sure can't STOP him...

LOL

[Iggo]

55. Then he needs to be honest with the judge on why he needs more frequent bathroom breaks.

Describe what’s goin on and why.

Describe what he wears: diapers, colostomy bags, whatever.

Describe how often he needs to change or clean those things to keep himself healthy as possible in his condition.

If there’s a real problem, accommodations will be made.

I’m human. I’m ALWAYS going to laugh at farts. But see, the jury is human, too. So let him take care of what he needs to take care of.

[Pototan]

56. Well put..

So he stinks. Let's remember, that Hitler did drugs and probably farted, too. But that's not what history remembers him for.

[Silent3]

57. How "natural" is it? I think Trump is flatuant (and incontinent) above and beyond normal because of bad life decisions..

...of both diet and drugs.

[enid602]

62. Flatuation

Flatu-, Flatu-, Flatuation,
We’re the DU congregation.
We are out to win the nation.
We will cause a great sensation!

[JoseBalow]

63. Why do people say "excuse me" after they fart?

Shouldn't they say "watch out" beforehand?

[True Dough]

69. I'd say

"Look out, Balow, Jose!"

[JoseBalow]

71. Thar she Balows!

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[Gruenemann]

64. Is it really any surprise he's flatulent?

He makes no secret of his love for Pootin'.

[Alice Kramden]

66. That's a bumper sticker right there:

Pootin' for Putin

[Sky Jewels]

74. Or, as Dubya called his buddy ... Pootie Poot.

How sweet.

[Aussie105]

65. Seriously?

Making derogatory remarks about a leader or ex-leader you hate has a long history.

I remember hearing of a report at the time that an autopsy showed major internal corruption in a particular dead leader. (*)
Obviously a work of fiction, Kings don't get autopsies.

This particular leader was reported to weigh 25 stone later in life, have a bad diet and be totally paranoid.
Sound familiar?

(*) King Henry the 8th.

[Sky Jewels]

73. Um, edhopper was being satiric.

I recommend reading it again. It's top-shelf derision.

[Emile]

70. LOL 😂

[FlyingPiggy]

75. NOPE. No breaks for this orange POS.

[Permanut]

77. We can always count on edhopper..

to demonstrate the compassion that so exemplifies this community.

Right on, edhopper!

[Silent Type]

78. If asked about this, trump will respond, "Thanks to Democrats, I can no longer light a match in court."

[brewens]

79. It's not normal flatuism. It's like when I used to drink a lot of beer. Like a superheated shit plasma! Not unlike what

generated in a thermonuclear reaction. It could singe the hair right off my butt. Then you also had the smell of burning ass hair to deal with! LOL

[Just_Vote_Dem]

83. This thread really stinks...

But I'm enjoying it nonetheless!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

84. For this thread

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