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underpants

(183,138 posts) Wed Apr 17, 2024, 01:33 PM Apr 17

Trump's "Gettysburg Wow" speech set as a documentary 😆

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Trump's "Gettysburg Wow" speech set as a documentary 😆 (Original Post) underpants Apr 17 OP

Maybe we can get school kiddes to memorize that speech! FSogol Apr 17 #1

I imagine myself as a grade school teacher, and the student comes up with this when he was called on to report. captain queeg Apr 17 #2

Oh yes, that is exactly what it sounds like PatSeg Apr 17 #11

Thank God you republicans won that war back in the 1860s. Be sure to mention that in your public speeches, Donald. keithbvadu2 Apr 17 #3

Fecal brain matter RainCaster Apr 17 #4

Kick and rec. Kingofalldems Apr 17 #5

That's some seriously stable genius shit right there! K&R 11 Bravo Apr 17 #6

🧠 underpants Apr 17 #18

Wow is right. onecaliberal Apr 17 #7

how do we delete this moron from history? my god. i need to send this to my trumpy cousin. pansypoo53219 Apr 17 #8

Robrett E. Lea? bif Apr 17 #9

That's how Trump pronounced it underpants Apr 17 #16

Still hard to believe that is real PatSeg Apr 17 #10

LOL, I had heard some rumblings about this but as I refuse to listen to Trump, Bev54 Apr 17 #12

Jon Stewart Monday night underpants Apr 17 #17

Good stuff Easterncedar Apr 17 #22

Thank you, been so busy this week, missed him as well. Bev54 Apr 17 #23

I understand his speech was written... 3825-87867 Apr 17 #13

Wait until he gets to the part about the bombing of Pearl Harbor being gorgeous and Ping Tung Apr 17 #14

So Robert E Lee was a pirate? scipan Apr 17 #15

I thought maybe he was Irish? llmart Apr 17 #21

Ah, the famous Robbie O'Lee scipan Apr 17 #24

Here it is on YouTube for those who don't do Twitterx. catbyte Apr 17 #19

Sounds like they used the Howard Dean scream after the Robert Lee bit. progressoid Apr 17 #20

If only he had captured the airports Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 17 #25

I don't think Ken Burns needs to worry about Trump out doing him on the Civil War dflprincess Apr 17 #26

Trump's civil war documentary: scipan Apr 17 #29

"Never fight up hill, me boys. Never fight uphill." rsdsharp Apr 17 #27

I never knew until this speech Island Blue Apr 17 #28

I'm surprised that he didn't say that his sister Sara baked cakes for the soldiers tavernier Apr 17 #30

FSogol

(45,603 posts)

1. Maybe we can get school kiddes to memorize that speech!

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 01:49 PM

Apr 17

captain queeg

(10,369 posts)

2. I imagine myself as a grade school teacher, and the student comes up with this when he was called on to report.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 01:50 PM

Apr 17

Even a second grader could do better than this.

PatSeg

(47,810 posts)

11. Oh yes, that is exactly what it sounds like

Reply to captain queeg (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 03:47 PM

Apr 17

Just making up shit as he goes. When you're a former president they let you do it!

keithbvadu2

(37,119 posts)

3. Thank God you republicans won that war back in the 1860s. Be sure to mention that in your public speeches, Donald.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 01:52 PM

Apr 17

RainCaster

(10,975 posts)

4. Fecal brain matter

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 01:53 PM

Apr 17

That's the kindest way to describe it.

Kingofalldems

(38,535 posts)

5. Kick and rec.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 01:59 PM

Apr 17

11 Bravo

(23,928 posts)

6. That's some seriously stable genius shit right there! K&R

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 03:25 PM

Apr 17

underpants

(183,138 posts)

18. 🧠

Reply to 11 Bravo (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 04:08 PM

Apr 17

onecaliberal

(33,027 posts)

7. Wow is right.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 03:29 PM

Apr 17

pansypoo53219

(21,020 posts)

8. how do we delete this moron from history? my god. i need to send this to my trumpy cousin.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 03:33 PM

Apr 17

bif

(22,853 posts)

9. Robrett E. Lea?

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 03:40 PM

Apr 17

underpants

(183,138 posts)

16. That's how Trump pronounced it

Reply to bif (Reply #9)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 03:58 PM

Apr 17

PatSeg

(47,810 posts)

10. Still hard to believe that is real

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 03:44 PM

Apr 17

He just rambles on and on and on.

And who knew that Robert E. Lee was no longer in favor? Obviously Trump's kind of guy though. Wow!

Bev54

(10,106 posts)

12. LOL, I had heard some rumblings about this but as I refuse to listen to Trump,

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 03:47 PM

Apr 17

I had not heard or read what he said. This pretty much explains it all.

underpants

(183,138 posts)

17. Jon Stewart Monday night

Reply to Bev54 (Reply #12)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 04:02 PM

Apr 17

“Don’t fight up hill ME BOYS…what, was he a LEPRECHAUN?”

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Easterncedar

(2,380 posts)

22. Good stuff

Reply to underpants (Reply #17)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 04:33 PM

Apr 17

Bev54

(10,106 posts)

23. Thank you, been so busy this week, missed him as well.

Reply to underpants (Reply #17)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 05:07 PM

Apr 17

Jon Stewart always makes it better. Still laughing.

3825-87867

(860 posts)

13. I understand his speech was written...

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 03:49 PM

Apr 17

on the back of a KFC napkin.

Ping Tung

(821 posts)

14. Wait until he gets to the part about the bombing of Pearl Harbor being gorgeous and

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 03:55 PM

Apr 17

Admiral Benedict Arnold saving the day.

His speech was ghost written by Pip Razzle, 11, in his basement with Trump endorsed crayons.

scipan

(2,368 posts)

15. So Robert E Lee was a pirate?

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 03:57 PM

Apr 17

llmart

(15,577 posts)

21. I thought maybe he was Irish?

Reply to scipan (Reply #15)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 04:19 PM

Apr 17

"Never fight uphill, me boys."

What an absolutely insane babbling baboon he is.

scipan

(2,368 posts)

24. Ah, the famous Robbie O'Lee

Reply to llmart (Reply #21)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 07:50 PM

Apr 17

The rest is "unless they're shorter than you".

catbyte

(34,574 posts)

19. Here it is on YouTube for those who don't do Twitterx.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 04:11 PM

Apr 17

progressoid

(50,041 posts)

20. Sounds like they used the Howard Dean scream after the Robert Lee bit.

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Wed Apr 17, 2024, 04:17 PM

Apr 17

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(108,597 posts)

25. If only he had captured the airports

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Wed Apr 17, 2024, 07:59 PM

Apr 17

dflprincess

(28,101 posts)

26. I don't think Ken Burns needs to worry about Trump out doing him on the Civil War

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 08:20 PM

Apr 17

and, when was Lee every "in favor" - at least in the northern part of the country.

scipan

(2,368 posts)

29. Trump's civil war documentary:

Reply to dflprincess (Reply #26)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 10:14 PM

Apr 17

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rsdsharp

(9,253 posts)

27. "Never fight up hill, me boys. Never fight uphill."

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 08:23 PM

Apr 17

No, go attack up Cemetery Hill on the first evening, Little Round Top on the second, and Cemetery Ridge on the third.

Island Blue

(5,819 posts)

28. I never knew until this speech

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2024, 09:34 PM

Apr 17

that Robert E. Lee was actually an Irish pirate. Thanks for the history lesson, Sleepy Don!

tavernier

(12,437 posts)

30. I'm surprised that he didn't say that his sister Sara baked cakes for the soldiers