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surfered

(612 posts) Sat Apr 13, 2024, 05:57 PM Apr 13

Once again, a headline causes me to spit my wine on myself...

As Senate race heats up, Ted Cruz pitches himself as the better bipartisan

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/4/13/2234659/-As-Senate-race-heats-up-Ted-Cruz-pitches-himself-as-the-better-bipartisan

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Once again, a headline causes me to spit my wine on myself... (Original Post) surfered Apr 13 OP

I got two guys at once to blow beer out their nose at our Eagles lodge. Several of us were drinking at the brewens Apr 13 #1

By MAGA standards, if he worked with Democrats, as he claims, then he's a RINO surfered Apr 13 #2

I'd prefer if Ted Cruz True Dough Apr 13 #3

The human hagfish continues to spread his slime Hekate Apr 13 #4

More like a blobfish Jilly_in_VA Apr 13 #5

Democrats for Ted Cruz? SARose Apr 13 #6

brewens

(13,705 posts)

1. I got two guys at once to blow beer out their nose at our Eagles lodge. Several of us were drinking at the

Reply to surfered (Original post)

Sat Apr 13, 2024, 06:00 PM

Apr 13

buddy bar and one of the older guys said he was trying to figure out what to get his wife for her birthday. I said, "jewelry is always nice, why don't you give her a pearl necklace."

surfered

(612 posts)

2. By MAGA standards, if he worked with Democrats, as he claims, then he's a RINO

Reply to surfered (Original post)

Sat Apr 13, 2024, 06:00 PM

Apr 13

True Dough

(17,426 posts)

3. I'd prefer if Ted Cruz

Reply to surfered (Original post)

Sat Apr 13, 2024, 06:06 PM

Apr 13

pitched himself right into the dumpster, where he belongs!

Hekate

(91,129 posts)

4. The human hagfish continues to spread his slime

Reply to surfered (Original post)

Sat Apr 13, 2024, 06:08 PM

Apr 13

Ugh

Jilly_in_VA

(10,045 posts)

5. More like a blobfish

Reply to Hekate (Reply #4)

Sat Apr 13, 2024, 06:15 PM

Apr 13

Seen a picture? The resemblance is uncanny.

SARose

(281 posts)

6. Democrats for Ted Cruz?

Reply to surfered (Original post)

Sat Apr 13, 2024, 07:34 PM

Apr 13

🤣🤣🤣🤣🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸😬😬😬😬😬

Now we know where all the iHeart money went.

Oh my! Thank you for the best laugh I’ve had all day. 🤣🤣🤣

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