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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBenign almost-funny political joke for the day:
Last edited Thu Apr 11, 2024, 10:26 AM - Edit history (2)
Not great but best I could do:
As I was driving to work one day, I noticed a sign on the side of the road. It said Republican puppies for sale. At the time I thought nothing of it.
But, a couple weeks later, I was driving by and it said Democratic puppies for sale so I stopped and spoke to the boy that had the puppies.
I asked him why the sign said Republican puppies two weeks ago, but Democratic puppies now.
His answer was priceless: Well, sir, they have their eyes open now.
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Benign almost-funny political joke for the day: (Original Post)
PCIntern
Apr 11
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Bumbles
(48 posts)1. Good kid! His parents raised him well.
MiHale
(9,788 posts)2. That's a great joke!...😂
Fla Dem
(23,809 posts)3. Actually it was pretty damn good!!
Hiawatha Pete
(1,802 posts)4. K&R
thanks for the laugh!
bucolic_frolic
(43,386 posts)6. Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Always love home grown schtick. /nt
ChazInAz
(2,575 posts)7. Sneaksome!
I liked it.
Dave Bowman
(1,887 posts)8. That's hilarious. :D
58Sunliner
(4,419 posts)9. Thanks. I like that.
Wounded Bear
(58,755 posts)10. Actually, that's pretty good!
twodogsbarking
(9,853 posts)11. Puppies. Some words just make me smile.
justaprogressive
(2,246 posts)12. That's a joke son!
really.
liberalla
(9,271 posts)13. Love it! I think it's great.
patphil
(6,234 posts)14. Woke puppies!
3catwoman3
(24,078 posts)15. I totally LOVE this!
Its not almost-funny, its damn funny.
It would work for kittens, too.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)16. Love it!
calimary
(81,546 posts)17. I like that! I like that A LOT!!!
uponit7771
(90,367 posts)18. K&R