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Trump Forced to Sell Prized Collection of House Republicans

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Drowning in debt, Donald J. Trump has been forced to unload his treasured collection of over two hundred Republican congresspersons.

“If the Joe Biden legal system can make me sell my politicians, it can make you sell yours,” he warned supporters at a rally in Michigan. “This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”

But even as the indicted businessman put his used legislators on the block, economist Davis Logsdon, who tracks the resale market for public officials, questioned how much they will fetch.“The first thing any prospective buyer of preowned politicians wants to know is, what condition are they in?” he said. “Unfortunately, many of these House Republicans are missing such crucial features as brains and spines, and, in the case of the men, two other parts.”

The economist cited the cautionary example of Koch Industries, which had to withdraw Rep. Matt Gaetz from eBay in February after he drew a top bid of $30.

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Trump Forced to Sell Prized Collection of House Republicans (Original Post) lindysalsagal Mar 27 OP

... MLAA Mar 27 #1

How can he? Putin holds a lien on most of them. TheBlackAdder Mar 27 #17

$30?! Something must be done to increase access to mental health care. Hermit-The-Prog Mar 27 #2

Thank you for this. It made me laugh. pandr32 Mar 27 #3

I could only afford one ThoughtCriminal Mar 27 #4

Be sure to use Venmo. rubbersole Mar 27 #6

BuyMike and make him oust himself twice a day. jaxexpat Mar 27 #12

remineds me of a song DBoon Mar 27 #5

Most of these GOP House members are damaged goods, not worth the effort. Instead, some of these SWBTATTReg Mar 27 #7

Congress is protecting their own. lindysalsagal Mar 27 #14

GOP politicians can't be worth very much IronLionZion Mar 27 #8

On the face of it, true. But what they've been able to accomplish for America's adversaries is priceless! ffr Mar 27 #25

GOP like to say "America First" IronLionZion Mar 27 #28

tfg tactic DownriverDem Mar 27 #9

Two for one. Marcuse Mar 27 #10

Shouldn't that be MAGA sale? TSExile Mar 27 #13

Speling and grammer is woke. Marcuse Mar 27 #23

Needs More Clippy smb Mar 27 #29

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! ShazzieB Mar 27 #32

I thought the same thing COL Mustard Mar 28 #38

Okay, that got a chuckle... Wounded Bear Mar 27 #11

K&R William769 Mar 27 #15

Believe he has found a Russian buyer, by the name of Putin. republianmushroom Mar 27 #16

wait for the repo man et tu Mar 27 #18

Hah - should have known BOROWITZ! - but have lost touch here for months UTUSN Mar 27 #19

Hilarious! "Unfortunately, many of these House Republicans are missing such crucial features as brains and Martin68 Mar 27 #20

ROFLMAO SouthernDem4ever Mar 27 #21

Thank you for posting this LetMyPeopleVote Mar 27 #22

Was that 30 pieces of silver? Nt Trueblue Texan Mar 27 #24

Probably 30 pieces of FTX crypto Kennah Mar 27 #30

I offered 30 pieces of silver for one of those bibles. usonian Mar 28 #34

I'd rather have a used diaper than a used (or new) Republican Congress person. Dem2theMax Mar 27 #26

ahhh, so good to have the Borowitz Report back! niyad Mar 27 #27

Trafficking in fembots is illegal Kennah Mar 27 #31

I'm so glad Andy's newsletters are back soldierant Mar 28 #33

Hilarious HandmaidsTaleUntold Mar 28 #35

Andy Borowitz! calimary Mar 28 #36

your pic Celerity Mar 28 #37

K&R 2naSalit Mar 28 #39

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