A morning joke...no...not Scarborough...
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Which some of you I’m certain have already heard, but for the rest…
A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious.
So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"Isn’t it terrible the way Biden stole the election?"
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Great joke!
Years ago when his "Apprentice" fans were bragging about him at work one day I asked if they would enjoy
working for someone so demanding, rude and uncaring about his employees, and they all claimed they
would jump at the chance. They're probably MAGAts today.
We're talking humor & politics here, JOKE was even in the title of the OP. Have a good day.
. . . but I see what you did with that headline!! 
