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[ehrnst]

"No, that's not something in my pocket. You think I'm happy to see you peasants?"

"Would one of you people come over here and do this? My driver quit. Also the maid that irons my white shirts."

[Earth_First]

1. "Clerk! CLERK! I think it's full...!" n/t

[RKP5637]

2. "Phew, Finally got a job!" n/t

[flying-skeleton]

3. Why did the pump stop at 47% full?

[graham4anything]

4. Who?

[RKP5637]

5. "Is this the urinal?" "Stick it where?"

[unblock]

6. "'cause i'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and i have to use the self-service pumps"

[ehrnst]

7. "Can you help me? A skinny black guy just kicked my ass." (nt)

[ehrnst]

8. I'd have gotten away with it too ! If it wasn't for you meddling kids !!!! (nt)

[KansDem]

9. "Then I'll be all around in the dark - I'll be ever'where—wherever you look..."

"...Wherever they's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever they's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there... I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad an'—I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready. An' when our folk eat the stuff they raise an' live in the houses they build—why, I'll be there."

Mitt channeling "Tom Joad" in an attempt to repair his image...

[DJ13]

10. I dont know what were in those brownies, but, wait a minute, where am I?

[2on2u]

11. If they would have bought my bullshit I'd be fueling up AF1 instead of this clunker. n/t

[Jade Fox]

12. "Wha choo lookin' at...."

[chelsea0011]

13. A gift that keeps on giving.

[flamingdem]

16. I hope the political paparazzi stalks him the rest of his priviledged life!

[flamingdem]

14. Girdle off, Aqua Velva out of hair

I'm free and heading to the Caymans with Rafalka my one true love

[SomethingFishy]

15. "Shop Smart.. Shop "S" Mart"

Names Ash... Housewares.

[PD Turk]

17. "Shoudn't have cut off thos aide's credit cards

..... now I have to do this shit myself"

[Motown_Johnny]

18. "The Magic must be wearing off, I guess I need a new pair"

[DonRedwood]

19. On Nove 18, Romney was seen pumping gas for the Koch Brothers limousine. Karl Rove washed the windo

ws

[11 Bravo]

20. Aaahright you ash-holes, who shpiked my fucking caffeine-free Diet Coke?

[Incitatus]

21. "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" nt

[ejbr]

22. "It appears that this pump is the right height." n/t

[EmeraldCityGrl]

23. Queen Anne sent me to the dog house, the one on top of her car. n/t