Appoint McCain Ambassador to Libya and put him on a plane tonight.

[MineralMan]

I'm sure he'll do a wonderful job.

[BainsBane]

1. Ambassador to Mars would be more appropriate

Since he's become a complete wacko.

[MineralMan]

2. Pretty much the same thing, really.

[dchill]

3. Ambassador to the Planet Koozebane...

Pigs in Space.

[Dubster]

4. Spam deleted by gkhouston (MIR Team)

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. 2 conditions:

HE does not get to fly it
and
no parachute

[PufPuf23]

6. This is the best post I have ever seen you make MM.

Brilliant and creative and all that.

Really McCain should retire. I used to respect him.

The man has no shame and probably a physically based mental problem.

[11 Bravo]

7. And put his wrinkled old ass in the left seat.

Send him up all by himself. If the past is prologue to the future, then the bitter old fart will take yet ANOTHER perfectly good airplane, and use it to create a big smoking hole in the ground. Problem solved.

(And I don't count the shoot-down over North VietNam. That was combat. He went Downtown, and he did his job. I'm talking about all the peacetime and training flights where young Johnny punched out and made a big noise and a deep hole.) And more importantly, he has revealed himself to be such an unrepentant and embittered old codger that he no longer has any credibility.

[Shilo]

8. LMAO

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

9. What about sending him on a rowboat with no life jacket?

We can let him use a trolling motor, but only one battery.