Measurements of brevity: one Scaramucci, one head of lettuce, and one Scalise...

[Hekate]

Help me come up with some more.

[lapfog_1]

1. you can measure in femtoseconds!

[captain queeg]

2. When I have to drop a big Jordan that clogs the toilet.

[lastlib]

4. At my house, that's "dumping a trump".

The really runny diarrheas are "erics" (can't get sh*t together); more solid but still really soft are "Ivankas". The long skinny turds that hold together are "jareds"; solid ones that splash are "juniors". And the really big hard toilet cloggers, naturally, are "donalds"--you have to flush 10-15 times on those, and you'll probly have to use the plunger on 'em.

[Kennah]

3. Kevin served almost 5.5 Liz Trusses

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_speakers_of_the_United_States_House_of_Representatives#Speakers_by_time_in_office

#3
Kevin served 269 days

#2
Michael Kerr served 257 days
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_C._Kerr

#1
Theodore Pomeroy served 1 day
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_M._Pomeroy

[lastlib]

5. can you refresh my memory on the head of lettuce?

[littlemissmartypants]

7. Former U.K. Prime Minister Liz Truss

[Beastly Boy]

6. One Harrison

Shortes serving US president

One Harrison equals approximately one month.



One Spinks

On June 27, 1988, boxer Michael Spinks was knocked out by Mike Tyson 91 seconds into the first round.

One Spinks equals 91 seconds.

[littlemissmartypants]

8. The Fetterman congressional dress code change. That's all I've got.

September 21, 2023-September 28, 2023

[Hekate]

9. You guys are good at this