Here's the Shirtless Photo FBI Agent Sent Jill Kelley

[Hissyspit]

https://mobile.twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/269173856646864896/photo/1

[Enrique]

1. let me guess

he's the one in the middle.

[ClusterFreak]

10. **coffee spewed on keyboard**

[2on2u]

44. Ya know, if you are not going to wrestle them, and if you are not going to play with them,

date them or take them fishing, wouldn't paper targets save the military a few dollars, or is the "realism" supposed to enhance the killer instinct better than paper? Seems like such a waste of really good looking mannequins. I'm sure Rose would agree.

[jberryhill]

16. For the win in one post!

Well done.

[BeyondGeography]

32. Awesome

[FailureToCommunicate]

50. First post...winner!

[snagglepuss]

60. Bwahahahaha

Thanks I really needed that.

[Casandia]

2. Creepy on soooo many levels *shudder*

[InsultComicDog]

25. hmm

[LeftyMom]

3. Gollum's really let himself go.

[cali]

4. OK. That's just super creepy.

the stuff of nightmares.

[darkangel218]

5. What a creep..

Reminds me of our governor

[csziggy]

59. You also live in Florida?

[darkangel218]

61. yep.. lol

[bigwillq]

6. The one on the right is hotter

[Blue4Texas]

9. Haha

[notadmblnd]

7. That's supposed to be attractive?

he looks like a refuge from a 3rd world country. For gods sake, put a shirt on and eat something.

[mother earth]

11. LOL, you know things are bad when the dummies look better than the military man.

[MADem]

20. Look, the military has been under the gun in this scandal...

...but that clown is a feeb, not military!!

[mother earth]

24. He is a general, all the military is not responsible, but we are beginning to see those that are,

including CIA, exposing those in the military complex for what they are. Judging by this photo, it ain't pretty.

[kestrel91316]

28. That photo isn't the general, it's the FBI guy.

[mother earth]

38. LOL, sorry took the feeb in another meaning, gotta get this sordid mess straight.

[Blue4Texas]

8. Yuk

[HereSince1628]

12. Ya know...? He fits right in with the dummies!

[Hoyt]

13. Well, next time an FBI agent knocks on my door -- I'll laugh in his face.

[cherokeeprogressive]

69. Says the burglar (robber?) with all the bluster and bravado he can muster... You go guy!

[Hoyt]

75. Unarmed spy.

[loli phabay]

78. seriously, is this where his people should be unarmed thought process comes from.

or am i missing an inside joke.

[jberryhill]

14. Mission Accomplished

I am surprised at how fast we got this.

Okay, that's a wrap on this one.

[Marr]

15. Those other two guys must be wearing camo pants and sleeves.

[antigone382]

18. lol n/t

[renate]

35. good one!

[Buns_of_Fire]

17. To be honest, I don't see that it's that big a deal.

It might be different if he was wearing a speedo, with a painted-on arrow pointing to his naughty bits. Probably inappropriate, but that's not a crime.

[MADem]

23. It's not that big a deal. It's just One More Thing.

It adds to the craziness of this whole nutty "Gang that couldn't shoot straight" scenario.

Keep in mind this is the guy, who, as a rabid right winger, was so insistent on making sure that CANTOR was informed of this big-ass mess involving Petraeus, in the hopes that some shit would splash on Obama. He strutted right out as an ostensible "whistleblower" when, in actual fact, by involving Congress in the investigation before it was completed, he interfered with it. And to ice the cake, he didn't enjoy his hoped-for result.

[Buns_of_Fire]

39. Agreed. It just keeps getting nuttier and nuttier.

If the potential consequences weren't so damned serious, it'd all make a good comic novel -- if any reputable publisher would touch such a plot, of course.

[gkhouston]

68. What's funny to me, is that it's not the least bit "hot". The guy looks like a wannabe loser. n/t

[Liberalynn]

19. The mannequins are more attractive

[SoCalDem]

21. Why do men think this type of pic "does it" for women

bald average-looking pinkie? Might as well be McCain

[yortsed snacilbuper]

22. Even the dummys don't like him,

And as the dummys leave, they're thinking,what an a$$hole!

[Johonny]

26. at least we know he's no dumby

[FreeState]

27. Does he not have nipples?!?!?!? :) n/t

[aquart]

31. Airbrushed?

[Barack_America]

76. Who photoshops out their nipples???

[2naSalit]

45. Holy Bat$h*t!!!

It doesn't look like he has any nipples! Must be why the dummies are his apparent best buddies... Good gawd. He seems to have that skinhead affiliated look... just sayin' And that's what passes for FBI these days? What a let down. No wonder Jilly tried call of the investigation after she saw this! But, she did claim he was a friend..? I'm getting confused now.

[agracie]

46. Maybe he's from Indianippleless ?

[FreeState]

54. LOL n/t

[Nevilledog]

73. *snort*

[pnwest]

29. Here in WA, the story was explained in detail about this on the local news....

...he's a local. He sent this photo, as a funny, to everyone in his phone that he usually sends funny photos to, making fun of himself. He sent it as a joke, to men and women, all his friends, just as a funny. Not creepy, not sexual, just being silly and self-deprecating.

[calico1]

36. Thanks for that.

Sometimes the story doesn't get all out.

And it makes sense.

I can't imagine a guy sending a picture like this to try and pick someone up.

[renate]

37. I agree... yawn...

It's obviously just a joke. The way this "OMG shirtless!" picture was being talked about, I was thinking Anthony Weiner.

[sabrina 1]

42. A Republican operative like this would never make me think

of a progressive Democrat like Weiner. They are worlds apart.

And Weiner did nothing wrong btw, he was being stalked by Breitbart haters who btw, like this guy, were reporting their criminal stalking of a US Rep to Daryl Issa. This guy chose Cantor. Those appear to be the go-to guys in Congress for right wing loons to report to when they want to bring down a Democrat.

[mythology]

67. Anthony Weiner definitely did something wrong

Granted it wasn't illegal, but it was certainly wrong or at least it would be wrong based on any of the women I've been involved with if I did it.

[sabrina 1]

79. Anthony Weiner is an adult. He engaged in cyber sex which probably

half the population, maybe more, engages in every day. It was no one business, but Breitbart and his thugs with backing from Issa et al, were desperately trying to shut him up about some real wrong-doing, wrong-doing that has affected millions of Americans ever since Thomas was put on the SC with the help of his buddies from Citizens United. Not to mention the shenanigans his wife was involved in.

Weiner was stalked and harassed and unfortunately we belong to a party who will never go after real criminals, war criminals, economic terrorists, crooked SC Justices, but they will join extremist, right wing thugs like Breitbart every time to destroy good Democrats, like Van Jones, like Shirley Sherrod, like Acorn and like Anthony Weiner.

One thing you can say about Republicans, even when their guys actually break the law, they stand behind them and help them survive.

I am sick of being part of a party that loses its mind over some cyber sex which was no one's business, and drives a good Dem out of Congress, while telling us they cannot go after War Criminals because it make them look bad.

Get back to me when Weiner commits a war crime or a Wall St crime.

[FailureToCommunicate]

49. Thanks for the update. A post of reason.

[snagglepuss]

64. Serious question. Did the local news actually get to confirm everyone got the image

at the same time. It is plausible he re-sent the image to friends after the story broke. This guy is repuke scum so I wouldn't put anything past him.

[MADem]

81. I think the airbrushed-out nipples are a clue that this is a joke...

The reporting on this whole mess is just...sloppy.

This guy's major contribution to the story isn't his "shirtless" (and nipple-less) picture, it's his rabid RW POV that made him want to whistleblow on his own agency, for fear they weren't moving fast enough to "get" Obama before election day.

[hrmjustin]

30. Oh my...

I would not throw him out of bed.

[Kali]

33. buy that guy some eyebrows!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

34. Looks like Rick Scott. nt

[jorno67]

40. he was great in the movie "Powder"!

[2on2u]

41. Which one played Major Dan??

[Coyotl]

43. I see where he got the hair style now

and the idea of being Shirtless Dude

In what culture does someone send something so sick like this to anyone?

[countryjake]

47. "Twitter is over capacity"

I'm so comforted to see that our FBI is on the job. I can't even get your twitter page to open, since thousands are probably eager to view the image of slime caught in official government action. With baited breath.

I must say that this reminds me of so much of the revolting forwarded emails that right wing nuts seem to be so fond of sending, quite typical for them. And right on target.

Thanks for sharing, Hissyspit, and I sure hope that this guy's top-secret, super-duper, undercover code name will now change from "shirtless FBI guy" to nipple-less Federal dummy. What a way to make a name for himself...his parents must be so proud!

[no_hypocrisy]

48. Not hot

[slackmaster]

51. I LOL'd

[Skittles]

52. that is just...........wrong

what exactly is he showcasing? No pecs and he appears to be COMPLETELY hairless.....and the props? WTF!! CREEPY.

[Lucinda]

53. Is he married too? Looks like a wedding ring...

[blogslut]

55. euww

[Bucky]

56. Which one's the FBI agent?

[Ikonoklast]

65. The one that's armed, you silly!

[DJ13]

57. Isnt that a wedding ring on his finger?

[aletier_v]

58. yummy! Man-on-Man-nequin action

is hard to find!

Jill's loss.

[Taverner]

62. Some women like this shit

Same kind who worship authority, and feel that anyone who is rewarded for less work than they did is an abomination

Remember the kid who told on everyone, no matter how insignificant? That kind of woman.

[Comrade_McKenzie]

63. Where the hell is his nipples? nt

[lame54]

66. Is that from his family reunion?

[dem4ward]

70. He looks like a very skinny lex luther!

Does he have nipples? LMAO!

[hedgehog]

71. OK, I can see where his buddies told him he looked like the dummies,

and i can see how he might think it amusing to send a photo of himself with the dummies.

But he's still a jerk!

[David Zephyr]

72. Please provide barf alert.

I nearly lost my lunch.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

74. With his twin brothers? nt

[Major Nikon]

77. Looks kinda like a penis with ears

[lonestarnot]

80. That is FBI? Looks like a skinhead to me. Who's starving him?