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(1,456 posts)SharonAnn
(13,775 posts)Generic Brad
(14,275 posts)eridani
(51,907 posts)merrily
(45,251 posts)F. Kafka
(70 posts)calimary
(81,281 posts)This is just too amazing to watch. Just too amazing to watch. I'll be 60 next year, and I can't remember the political scene being THIS sick on the GOP side.
Glad you're here. We need you. Obviously our fight against these assholes is FAR from over!
BlueCaliDem
(15,438 posts)cali
(114,904 posts)Texas hasn't in any shape, way or form, petitioned to secede.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)All told, petitions have been filed on behalf of 20 states: Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oregon, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Texas.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-57548572/states-petition-to-secede-from-union/
AND
The petitions were filed through the We the People White House website and it promises:
Each state has "peacefully" asked to be removed from the United States of America so that they can create their own government. As of Monday evening, Texas has reached the threshold with over 32,000 votes. Louisiana has approximately 18,000 signatures and needs 7,000 more by December 7.
http://www.examiner.com/article/20-states-file-petitions-to-secede-from-usa-texas-reaches-threshold-signatures
cali
(114,904 posts)these petitions are not on behalf of the state.
gad.
that wasn't a letter really signed by the President either. heheheh
Lighten up Frances.
Indpndnt
(2,391 posts)Orrex
(63,213 posts)Satire need only evoke the spirit of the satirized subject, and even that's more of a guideline than a hard-and-fast rule.
Even if we were to adhere to your arbitrary guideline, Perry's previous comments re: secession would be sufficient to justify the current satire, as would the 50 or so states with residents who have petitioned to secede.
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)That is not true. The " in any shape, way or form" part.
But I don't think it's "brilliant"... I think it's obvious, to anyone without a tea-soaked brain.
Teabaggers are like children. They think everything is the way it is because....it just is that way and has always been.
Morans
BlueCaliDem
(15,438 posts)signatories for secession from all the states that have petitioned! I believe it's at 60,000 or so since last night, according to Tweety.
KatyMan
(4,191 posts)it is a very minute minority of our population.
Doctor_J
(36,392 posts)it's not a minute minority
KatyMan
(4,191 posts)the number of people signing the petition is a small minority of Texas. Perhaps you didn't do well in math.
gateley
(62,683 posts)CakeGrrl
(10,611 posts)That's the fun part about the secession nonsense. The poor nutters who want to run away from the scary black President really have NOOO idea what they're asking.
I don't know, though, why a few people here are getting offended as if those poor few whiners actually speak for an entire state or as if it might actually occur. They don't, and it won't.
Cannikin
(8,359 posts)oswaldactedalone
(3,491 posts)Have ALL Repoopyheads, with the exception of the Huntsman family, gone completely crazy?
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)Tarheel_Dem
(31,234 posts)PatSeg
(47,468 posts)I almost missed that! This is brilliant.
Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,760 posts)NoOtherMedicineNovel
(51 posts)A+
Frustratedlady
(16,254 posts)These points have been my reply to Repug friends who have asked what I thought about all the petitions. It quiets them up pretty quickly when you point out the military facilities, highways, federal funding for education/medical care, etc.
These people have been fed so much misinformation they can't think for themselves. I know Texans on both sides of the fence and it has affected their friendships. Pretty sad, actually.
Le Taz Hot
(22,271 posts)FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)Dustlawyer
(10,495 posts)nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)You could apply for a green card.
And that satirical letter is just that.
Liberalynn
(7,549 posts)nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)You be one of them thar Texican fellers?
Doctor_J
(36,392 posts)What will be left in TX is a bunch of old racists with no money coming in from the US government.
outsideworld
(601 posts)Turborama
(22,109 posts)What does that make this, art imitating fact?
Loved the bit about,"so suggest you form your own navy immediately", like it's a Just bit of friendly advice at the end.
coalition_unwilling
(14,180 posts)Turborama
(22,109 posts)Citizens Untied.
Genius!
rasmus11
(1 post)Not one state legislature has voted to secede from the Union. The petitions are all filed by the usual moronic, racist Tea Partiers.
It's funny, but not as funny as it would be if the State of Texas had filed a petition.
calimary
(81,281 posts)Glad you're here. Yeah, these are all knuckle-draggers and other assorted Troglodytes, Morans, and Sore Loserman. (I don't know why we aren't tarring and feathering them with that "Sore Loserman" meme, and laminating it onto them publicly!)
Let's make sure we build upon the gains we made on Election Night - and start turning some of these states completely blue. Marginalize these idiots even further.
markbark
(1,560 posts)hogwyld
(3,436 posts)One of the reasons I love DU so much is the wealth of information presented from other sources that I don't have time to find myself.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)And there are alot of amazing liberals from this state. And I suspect the urban areas like Houston and Austin would prefer sticking with the USA.
I am a liberal living in Texas but first an American. Please stop painting us with a broad brush it hurts to be pushed into the same pig sty as the retros/teabaggers.
santamargarita
(3,170 posts)Even though this is satire.
Bucky
(54,013 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)beyurslf
(6,755 posts)will be following up on charges of treason for those signed the petition.
BlueMan Votes
(903 posts)or postal services.
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)then I can get out my Land Grant from The Republic of Texas, signed by Anson Jones in 1845, and I can claim a whole bunch of land based on it, presuming that I am descended from the grantee, since I found it in the attic of my 130-year-old house in Texas????
I'm gonna be land rich!!!!
KatyMan
(4,191 posts)but it will have to be in west Texas, since the rest of the state is pretty populated. So good luck out there!
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)stretches of nothing, like ferinstance Leon County, although of course not nearly as large as West Texas.
KatyMan
(4,191 posts)they would fit right in with those already in East Texas
Horse with no Name
(33,956 posts)Can you evict some assholes there for me? LOL
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)She whines about not getting anything worth recording from grandmas estate. Like a house and a swimming pool. I said Well, thats more than I got. I can't even look up a deed in her office without her whining at me.
SmittynMo
(3,544 posts)Texas to secede? I wouldn't expect anything less from a state that actually elector Perry as Governor. What a bunch of idiots.
coalition_unwilling
(14,180 posts)state. I say this as one who used to do so with regularity here. I have since seen the error of my ways and, while I still poke fun at the regional idiosyncracies of the South, will not dismiss its working class people as 'idiots'.
tavalon
(27,985 posts)I am befuddled by those who don't want to run screaming from the state I was imprisoned in for 20 long years. But some people actually like that place. I don't. People were friendly, not always all that smart, but mighty friendly. I have fond memories of many places there and may actually darken Texas again (once) for Flipside (Austin's Burning Man - it rocks!!!) but otherwise, buh bye, Texas, I don't miss you at all.
marsis
(301 posts)Texin
(2,596 posts)the tirade of a sixteen year old who threatens to file for emancipation from his parents. Freedom from one's tyrants sound good until reality hits and they realize they have to pay to feed, shelter and secure themselves.
McCamy Taylor
(19,240 posts)BlueStreak
(8,377 posts)TexasTowelie
(112,204 posts)Request denied.
BlueStreak
(8,377 posts)superpatriotman
(6,249 posts)I think many Texans would welcome this as their 'freedom' from government 'tyranny'
KatyMan
(4,191 posts)Texas' population is 25.6 million, only 65,000 have signed the petition. That is not even one small city or one large town in Texas. To put it in perspective, it is about the same number of people who live in Baytown, Tx. So enough already. Every state has their share of weirdos and nutjobs.
AnneD
(15,774 posts)But one thing I will say...we do it larger. We have a lot of space in which to screw up.
ashredux
(2,606 posts)Such a child-like mind set is why so many woke up Nov 7th and were surprised Mitt got crushed . Try and be a critical thinking grown up.
AlGoreRhythms
(111 posts)WilliamPitt
(58,179 posts)No need to shout.
montanto
(2,966 posts)Smilo
(1,944 posts)Brilliant letter - mirroring my thoughts and those of millions of Americans.
K&R
Grins
(7,217 posts)From a simple, back-of-the-(literal)-envelope search, I found the military in Texas, plus NASA Houston, comes to about 112,000 jobs, not one of which pays minimum wage. And that doesn't cover the Coast Guard, Veteran's Admin., Border Patrol, and more; nor the tens of thousands of private contractors. There are plenty of other states that would welcome "home" those people - and all the money they generate in local economies. If fact, I'll bet those states would help pay for the move!
The 3rd Amendment says we do not have the right to "quarter" troops, so Texas should first tell us to get out of Texas.
Oh, and good luck coining your own currency. It's unlikely it will be worth a fart in a windstorm, but at least you're proud and free.
Politicub
(12,165 posts)coalition_unwilling
(14,180 posts)Liberalynn
(7,549 posts)bigwillq
(72,790 posts)K and R
Incitatus
(5,317 posts)have fun with the cartels.
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)KatyMan
(4,191 posts)ALL 50 states now have petitions to secede. How about we start a thread on say, California? or New York? or Pennsylvania?
Wednesdays
(17,380 posts)KatyMan
(4,191 posts)because I am a Texan. I am a progressive. I know many other progressive Texans. To single out Texas is ridiculous. Texas, as a state, has in no way petitioned to leave the Union. As stated in a previous post, more Texans voted for Obama than many residents of other states. So lay off Texas. We are working hard here and will be a blue state in the next 10-15 years.
mshasta
(2,108 posts)are not longer your currency...start making you own "Laredo pesos"
Mad_Dem_X
(9,564 posts)drynberg
(1,648 posts)This "petition to secede" from Texas seems valid for 25,000 signers, what about the ten of millions of Texans who did not sign this petition? I'm not a Lone Star Guy, really, but I think the signers should be put up in front of Texas with their (poor loser) petition to take their ball home...and see just how many Texans would want to permanently lose their USA citizenship. Then, when they are humiliated by this ballot showing, then we give them a chance to move to some U.S.A. island and say byebye forever to the USA. I'm saying "Put Up or Shut Up". I actually enjoyed the above letter...but this ain't about my enjoyment, this is serious stuff, real serious.
TheAmbivalante
(114 posts)Thank you FOX News for making secessionists a source of such rich comedy.
cui bono
(19,926 posts)and that we would send them the bill.
Why are they allowed to apply for SS and Medicare? If they secede they don't get it, period. Their choice to give it up.
Great letter though!
The Jungle 1
(4,552 posts)I say let um leave. Then we won't have to even try for their 38 electoral votes
Democrats would be unstopable.
shenmue
(38,506 posts)Exile all the people who signed that stupid petition. Keep everybody else, and the state land.
Everybody's happy! No money spent, either!
Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)They do not want to be citizens of the US and we can make it easy for them to leave. The intelligent of Texas (I voted for Obama) wants to stay in the United States of America. BTW, I am sorry for the terrible eight years everyone had to live under the Bush administration.
spanone
(135,838 posts)onehandle
(51,122 posts)To tear down and extract every ounce of federally funded infrastructure.
Roads, bridges, buildings, vehicles, utilities, fixtures, and the million things I can't think of. Tear it down and truck the raw materials out of the state.
It would be a huge jobs programs for real Americans.
Why wait for them to secede? Let's do it now.
greymattermom
(5,754 posts)just stop maintaining it, don't build anything new.
underpants
(182,815 posts)AND the Texas Rangers (baseball and law enforcement) are on their own
Window
(7,265 posts)patrice
(47,992 posts)MFM008
(19,814 posts)Dont want states to go, just the RWNJs IN them.
This is what the 'baggers down there have yet to realize. The Federal government do so much they completely forget about.
The Social Security and Medicare are something that I had not thought about and the retired folks have as well.
ProudProgressiveNow
(6,129 posts)hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)coalition_unwilling
(14,180 posts)Last edited Thu Nov 15, 2012, 11:31 PM - Edit history (1)
lonestarnot
(77,097 posts)AnnieBW
(10,427 posts)You're on your own, folks. No FEMA money for rebuilding Galveston, Corpus Christi, or Beaumont.
Hekate
(90,697 posts)Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!
California: the so-called land of fruits and nuts and flakes that is in fact a Donor State, one that pays way more in Federal taxes than we ever get back!
Hekate -- a Californian
katmille
(213 posts)Gabby Hayes
(289 posts)Gabby Hayes
(289 posts)but The OCIA (ObamaCare Intelligence Agency) actually launched the Texas secession petition in order to collect the names of subversives. The names and addresses are being stored in microchips on the back of Interstate Highway signs for use by UN troops. The sweep is set to begin on December 20. Petition signatories will be taken to FEMA camps where they will receive standard vaccinations against childhood diseases before being released.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)ashredux
(2,606 posts)MisterScruffles
(76 posts)Why can't we just sell it to the Mexicans?
calimary
(81,281 posts)It's been test-driven for years and works perfectly!
Up2Late
(17,797 posts)catbyte
(34,393 posts)No USPS, idiots.
Up2Late
(17,797 posts)I think they would need to add a Texas Army to this list, I seem to remember Mexico having an old claim to the land that is now Texas.
ashredux
(2,606 posts)tavalon
(27,985 posts)this is Onion worthy. I lived in Texas for 20 years and only five of them in the sane part of the state, Austin (South Austin, to be exact). The Tourist Council once had a tourist book that claimed Texas was like a whole other country. I never doubted them.
underoath
(269 posts)thought everyone had spell check??