Petition To Punch Grover Norquist In Dick Removed From White House Petition Site

[meegbear]

Well, Wonketteers, we bring you some very depressing news: the petition for "all everyone to punch Grover Norquist in the dick" has been removed from We The People, the White House’s platform for direct democracy. This saddens us greatly for reasons that should be pretty obvious, do we really need to go into it because we’re pretty broken up about this whole thing. Also saddening for super obvious reasons: someone or someones removed the petition for President Obama to do the hokey pokey. We were going to drown our sorrows in a bottle of vodka but we got over it once we realized the petition to name Wonkette the official mommy blog of the United States of America is still alive and well.

http://wonkette.com/489870/petition-to-punch-grover-norquist-in-dick-removed-from-white-house-petition-site

[lonestarnot]

1. LMAO!

[fleur-de-lisa]

2. Hilarious! - eom

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. Now THAT'S funny!

But it should also allow for a kick to the nuts as well.

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. I can see why. It's more suited for pay-per-view.

In that vein, I don't think "permitting" people to punch him in the dick is a cost-effective way of handling it -- I would charge people fifty cents per punch (or three for a dollar).

All proceeds to go towards reducing the national debt, of course.

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. No. All proceeds go toward....

Slapping every congressman that signed his stupid fucking pledge.

[Buns_of_Fire]

8. How about charging a quarter a slap? (Or five for a dollar?)

After all, state budgets need some help, too!

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. LOL.... OK, fine. n/t

[Ganja Ninja]

5. I wonder if Grover would agree to a dick punch tax?

[struggle4progress]

7. good. it's not only tasteless -- it's far below the dignity of our President and his staff

[nichomachus]

22. But sour-grapes secession petitions are so dignified

[Helen Reddy]

9. I know I'm not suppose to...

but I admit to a chuckle.

[Turborama]

10. A word of advice to the stupid petitioner...

It should have been "kick".

[RoccoR5955]

13. And it should have been "groin." n/t

[Turborama]

16. "testicles" would have worked, too

"balls" would have been too oafish.

[JohnnyRingo]

12. Reminds me of this homeless guy's sign...

[workinclasszero]

14. Aww shoot I missed that one! /nt

[magical thyme]

15. Ok, so can we kick him in the nuts instead? nt

[SpartanDem]

17. This petition is pointless

everyone knows Grover doesn't have one in the first place.

[nichomachus]

18. Well that's just silly

How would you know where to punch him? He's all dick.

[Johonny]

19. +1

[Hydra]

20. In the head, of course

[RedCloud]

21. it would take an electron microscope to find the pink hair!