This is a petition I can get behind- Make Batman Secretary of Defense

[octoberlib]

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-batman-secretary-defense/QKC9TnQn make Batman the Secretary of Defense.
I would like the crime fighter known as Batman to be the Secretary of Defense. Lol.


Andrew Kaczynski ?@BuzzFeedAndrew
A petition has been started to allow Atlanta to secede from Georgia if Georgia secedes from the United States. https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-city-atlanta-leave-withdraw-state-georgia-and-remain-part-united-states/Dldp5hKT …
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This illustrates how ridiculous all these petitions are.

[Thor_MN]

1. I read that as make Bachmann Sec. Defense...

Damn near lost my supper...

[pinboy3niner]

3. OY! As we all know, though, the post she's after...

...is Chair of the restored House Un-American Activities Committee.

[GitRDun]

2. Keep em coming!!!

Hmmm let me think..

If Texas secedes Austin will definitely come along, hell Texas will likely show them the door...except for maybe the University.

The Civil Rights Memorial Center in Montgomery Alabama, will need to be boxed up and shipped North. They definitely won't want any hate crime memorabilia lying around! Same with the 16th street Baptist church in Birmingham. Alabama won't be needing Gulf Shores, Orange Beach, Dauphin Island, or Fort Morgan's beaches either. What if one of them Yankees shows up in a bikini! Oh and cancel the Alabama Shakespeare Festival, just a bunch of crazies running around anyway...

What a bunch of goofs!