So what kind of job should President Obama offer Mitt Romney?

[undeterred]

There's got to be something Obama could use him for that would be good for the country and cheer the poor man up. Maybe he could be a butler at they White House? He's got just the right look.

[doc03]

1. I wouldn't trust him to walk my dog n/t

[PD Turk]

11. me either

I'd be afraid she'd wind up on the roof of his car

[PennsylvaniaMatt]

21. That reminds me of a funny poll from ABC

They asked parents, "Which candidate would you rather leave your children with?" No surprise, President Obama won.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

43. +1 nt

[Honeycombe8]

2. Valet parker? We know he likes car elevators. nt

[undeterred]

4. Yes I remember in the VP debate when Paul Ryan said he was a "car guy".

[Honeycombe8]

37. LOL! And he can listen to his rock music all day long while he drives cars around garages. nt

[SmileyRose]

53. he'd take everyone change bang up the car

And blame it on someone else

[Bjorn Against]

3. He can scrub the toilets

[RBInMaine]

14. He actually said he did this when was on his crusade in France as a young man. He has experience !

[Sadiedog]

33. Exactly what I was thinking! nt

[Jennicut]

5. Pooper scooper. For Bo.

[nc4bo]

10. You beat me to it. White House Lawn & Garden, Pooch Division. nm

[Ghost in the Machine]

23. That was my first thought too, lol!! GMTA!!

Peace,

Ghost

[GoCubsGo]

56. I wouldn't let that creep anywhere near Bo.

Or, his poop. Or, the White House. Or, our government. No job for you, Mitt. Go live off of your ill-gotten fortune. And, make sure it's far, far away from the rest of us.

[gateley]

6. Looks pretty good as a waiter :

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[undeterred]

7. Nice photoshop!

[gateley]

42. From The Onion. :-)

[msongs]

8. best pic of the week (tho mitt would be more identifiable w/out beard) nt

[gateley]

45. The Onion -- one of my faves. It was a story about R&R disguising themselves

as caterers and crashing a Dem meeting.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

17. extraordinary Gateley ! Love it

[gateley]

41. It's from The Onion -- I laugh every time I see it!

[ProudProgressiveNow]

44. +1 nt

[cloudbase]

9. Ambassador to Atlantis n/t

[Motown_Johnny]

12. Well, we still need a new Ambassador in Libya

Too soon?

[undeterred]

15. Thats a real job.

[Motown_Johnny]

51. He can hire someone to do the work for him.

[hifiguy]

13. Ambassador to Mars. Or Kolob.

Pheeeeeeeeew.

[zbdent]

16. tracer missile ...

[RomneyLies]

18. Let him be assistant beekeeper

[Laura PourMeADrink]

19. Absolutely Nothing. Even his own side thought he was an asshole. Why bother?

[madamesilverspurs]

20. Play d'oh.

On Rush Limbaugh's desk. Or Glenn Beck's.

His malleability should keep them quite entertained.


(I was originally going to suggest 'fetch toy' for Bo, but I don't think even the dog would bring him back...)


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[Comrade_McKenzie]

22. Gift shop, with the stipulation that he cannot liquidate the assets. nt

[davidthegnome]

24. Have him investigate fraud cases

with a financial incentive for everyone he catches doing what he did. He has experience, knowledge, skill... let's make use of it.

[chowder66]

25. Should use him like a hacker but for taxes

Get Romney to reveal every trick and deception so Obama can fix the system.

[Cleita]

26. I was going to say dog walker, but then I remembered poor Seamus.

I can't think of anything that useless fuck could be good for. He's not even a good businessman if he has to make his money as a business carrion eater.

[dogknob]

27. Duh! Piss Boy (pic)

[Summer Hathaway]

28. Official WH map-maker

So he can demonstrate how Iran is a land-locked country, reliant on its neighbor, Syria, as its only route to the sea.

[undeterred]

31. Yeah, either that or WH mathematician

at which he was equally bad...

[GeorgeGist]

29. Ball washer

[TheKentuckian]

30. Nothing, anything he is suited for like cleaning Bo poop is work a real person could use

Fuck Weird WilLIARd!!!

[AsahinaKimi]

32. Why should Mitt Romney work?

He's rich right? Let him retire to the Camen Islands and sit all day on a golf course. He probably stashed some money away from his campaign. I wonder if the Islanders know him by his first name? "Thank you sir, Mitt".

[tavernier]

39. Cayman

I'm not the spelling police, honest, but a lot of people get this wrong.

[Blue4Texas]

34. Some EEO or Civil Rights job

[Care Acutely]

35. That bastard needs to find out what WORK really is. He's never done any.

I want him to push a steel cart and mop floors and scrub toilets.

ETA: and he has to live on the pay he gets, too.

[quaker bill]

54. And he never will

That is one thing 250 million dollars can assure.

[pnwest]

36. SoMSU? Secretary of Making Shit Up?

Then Clinton will have his work cut out for him as Secretary of 'Splaining Stuff.

[tavernier]

38. Barber?

Wasn't he really good at giving haircuts to fellow classmates??

Or perhaps working as a prison guard in Guantanamo, since humiliation seemed to come so easily for him.

[a kennedy]

40. clean up for Occupy anywhere.

[lonestarnot]

46. I think he should be offered the wiping of Beau's ass after every bm.

[Panasonic]

49. or Bo's ass every bm

and he has to analyze it to make sure he's eating enough fiber.

Without gloves.

[lonestarnot]

50. He can then hose down the area.

[Revolutionary Girl]

47. Janitor of the White House bathrooms.

[Panasonic]

48. Sewer Cleaner

Without masks.

Get thee to work, Mittiot!

[hobbit709]

52. septic tank inspector. He's such an expert on shit.

[LaydeeBug]

55. What the hell is WRONG with you people??? Was anyone saying this about Kerry?

Or Gore?

We wish him best on his new endeavor...

[GoCubsGo]

57. Thank you!

My answer to the OP: NONE. You lost, Mitt. Go away and find your own damn job.

[Bohunk68]

60. Awww, comeon LaydeeBug,

look at all the creative answers!!! And, if memory serves me right, yes it did occur with Kerry.

[LaydeeBug]

61. I am pretty sure that it did NOT happen with Kerry. nt

[mfcorey1]

58. None!!!

[Coyotl]

59. Bishop

on that giant chess board down at the park