DiSantis campaign explains smaller venues

[prodigitalson]

[hatrack]

1. "I don't think the problem is that the campaign was down tonight . . . "

"I think the problem is that there was a presidential candidate on stage in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!"

[brush]

2. What was that? I didn't quite get it as it was spinning too much.

[Brother Buzz]

3. I guess an empty livestock auction yard is pretty damned selective

[prodigitalson]

4. If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'DiSantis' first and 'Livestock Show' last

[DarthDem]

7. Is that real??

I long ago concluded that Mr. DeSantis is running a dead campaign walking, so I missed this picture and am wondering if it’s the real deal.

[Brother Buzz]

8. It was real - Some might say it was a tiny gathering, but others might suggest it was just intimate

Republican presidential candidate Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis greets Iowa Republicans during a campaign stop at Tama Livestock Auction in Tama County, Iowa, Saturday, Aug. 5, 2023. DeSantis was on a two-day trip across Iowa.

[C_U_L8R]

5. Yeah, that's the ticket.

We're also supposed to believe Mrs DeSantis was once Morgan Fairchild

[Blue Owl]

6. We did nazi a lot of people at that last rally in Iowa

[jcgoldie]

9. goodnight folks... try the gestapo!