Borowitz: Fox replaces Tucker Carlson with Lying Chatbot.

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Fox chairman Rupert Murdoch said that the former host had been “rendered obsolete by swift advances in lying technology.”

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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fox-replaces-tucker-carlson-with-lying-chatbot

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Fox News has announced that it has replaced Tucker Carlson with a state-of-the-art lying Chatbot.

In a brief statement, Fox chairman Rupert Murdoch thanked Carlson for his service but said that he had been “rendered obsolete by swift advances in lying technology.”

A dry run of the Chatbot showed it emitting nine lies per minute, besting Carlson’s average of eight.

News of the Chatbot’s arrival sent shock waves down the corridors of Fox’s midtown Manhattan headquarters. “I’ll be next,” a reportedly shaken Sean Hannity said.

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