Someone had to do it. A GOPer's Lament to Mitt. Sung to the tune of:
It Keeps Right On A-Hurtin' (A GOPer’s Lament to Mitt)
My apologies to Johnny Tillotson
I cry myself to sleep each night
Since the vote did not turn right
Oh why did FOX News promise me it would
More voters failed to choose your name
Those f..ing liberals are to blame
And it keeps right on a-hurtin' since you're gone
It keeps right on a-hurtin' every minute of the day
Every hour you’re away I feel so lonely
And I can't help it, my dear Mitt I can’t go
And it keeps right on a-hurtin' since you’re gone
They say a man should never cry
But since Rush stabbed me in the eye
I’m packing for a move to Canada (Australia)
I’ll not go begging in the streets
Live in a ruined economy
And it keeps right on a-hurtin' since you're gone
It keeps right on a-hurtin' every minute of the day
Every hour you’re away I feel so lonely
And I can't help it, my dear Mitt I can’t go
And it keeps right on a-hurtin' since you’re gone
Now that the socialist has won
He’ll be here soon to take my guns
But I’ll resist until I’m filled with lead
They’ve stripped me of my dignity
They ate my lunch poured out my tea
And it keeps right on a-hurtin' since you're gone
It keeps right on a-hurtin' every minute of the day
Every hour you’re away I feel so lonely
And I can't help it, my dear Mitt I can’t go
And it keeps right on a-hurtin' since you’re gone
