Funniest thing you'll read all day: Facebook post from a Romney supporter,or perhaps satire

[gollygee]

http://iamasoulofmischief.tumblr.com/post/35347224698/so-much-awesome

You can click on the link, but I've re-typed it here. It's too hilarious to not read.

Day 1 of Communist America: I've locked myself inside. The rioting grows more intense in the streets and the debauchery grows ever more offensive. I'm safe for now, but I wonder, for how long? The steel bars I ordered to reinforce my windows have not arrived yet. I doubt if they ever will. The violence and godlessness outside show no signs of stopping anytime soon. I suspect that, because of Obamacare, these people have lost all instincts of self-preservation. Do they care about anything anymore? I have to go . . . there are 2 gay men knocking on my door asking me if I need any abortions or marijuana. Diary, this may be my last entry.

[Tennessee Gal]

1. Are you sure this isn't satire? nt

edit: meant satire, not sarcasm

[justiceischeap]

2. This reads as satirical to me

and damn well written too.

[gollygee]

3. Fair enough to both previous comments

Might be satire. LOL anyway.

[myrna minx]

4. That reads like satire that would be posted here.

These poor people and their departure from reality. I"m imagining the furious chewing of a twinkie while writing these "last words typed in the new comuniss Amerika...

[KansDem]

5. Very good!

This has style!



I would've added something about cattle trucks slowly trolling the streets in search of "The Patriots" to send to the re-education camps...

[Buns_of_Fire]

6. I vote satire, unless it's signed "Donald T. Rump" nt

[surrealAmerican]

7. Definately satire...

... unless you believe in door-to-door abortion providers.

[The Straight Story]

8. Have a pic of already :) (well, similar to it)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021772140

[JackN415]

9. I think it's a joke. But it's like when we go to an asylum and meet someone dressed in white coat...

we don't know he is an inmate or a doctor until orderlies tell him to go back to his room or something like that.

[K Gardner]

10. This is most definitely satire, and very good !

[radiclib]

11. I'd vote satire, unless it's Victoria Jackson.

Then it's hallucination.