Which Faux News Critter Would You Like to Smack the Most?

[rbrnmw]

Mine has to be Hannity but Chris Wallace come in a close second. They both have that condescending tone in their voice. I don't know how their regular viewers can stand to hear their voices constantly ick I've been watching them since election night because I savor their tears.

[CurtEastPoint]

1. Oh, easy. That frightening Stepfordish blonde woman.

Ms. America or whatever.

[dem4ward]

2. Line these fuckers up... bitch slap all of em! "The Five"

Andrea Tantaros, Dana Perino, Eric Bolling, Greg Gutfeld, Kimberly Guilfoyle

[lumpy]

4. Can't make up my mind, too many flakes to pick.

Can't stand the ignorant ugly.

[Dawson Leery]

5. Too many to chose from, though Hannity is at the top of that list.

[Canuckistanian]

12. Yes, Hannity

What a smug bastard, devoid of any redeeming qualities.

[iemitsu]

7. Brit Hume could use a slap or two also.

Just to wake him up. What an ugly personality.

[Ilsa]

8. I keep thinking that at any moment,

He's going to open a small artery on his wrist and bleed out for everyone to enjoy.

[Segami]

11. LOL! Toss in a couple of boots for good measure.

[cprise]

9. You flip the TV to another channel and don't go back

THAT is the way you 'smack' em. Then they become an activist, money-losing outfit and they can't make excuses anymore that "we're just giving people what they want".

Stop caring about your demons so much and giving so much of your heart and mind over to them. People who really need your positive energy are out there trying to do good, courageous things. Read up on Vandana Shiva or Van Jones or the new OWS project to forgive consumer debt or using Agrichar to slow global warming.

And... have a good time doing it (though I'll admit, sometimes its a drag or just plain boring).

(I'll admit I turned to faux right after I heard Obama won, to see Rove's reaction. But that was the first time in over 5 years and may even be the last time. In fact, earlier I told my waitress in a restaurant that I didn't want to see faux on the TV ever and she changed it to another station.)

[Generic Brad]

10. All of the above

Normally I don't condone violence, but they sure are obnoxious and vapid.

[rppper]

13. Brian Kilmeade

i would love to be stuck in an elevator with that nazi douche-bag....i would slap the taste out of his mouth.....

[Prophet 451]

14. Hannity

Although Bill-O comes a very close second.

[Protalker]

15. Hammer the krout

Charles Krauthamer

[MurrayDelph]

16. I just want to

reopen the Ark of the Covenant so it can finish its work.

[joe1991]

17. Steve Doochey, Greg Gutfeld, of course Hannity

but I'd choose to let karma handle them.

I'm sure like their hero Rush they'll end up living in a huge empty mansion drug-addled and miserable, knowing history and any offspring will look upon them with shame and scorn.

[txdemsftw]

18. Hannity

I despise that awful man.

[Logical]

19. I want to Cage Fight Hannity! I would pay money to do it.

[Douglas Carpenter]

20. Hannity is living proof that neanderthals did interbreed with homosapiens. (his knuckles do drag)

[Initech]

21. Where to start? Maybe the idiots on Fox & Friends - the whole lot of 'em!

[Marie Marie]

22. They are all bad but for sheer Nails on a Blackboard voting,

mine would be Meagan Kelly. Hannity and the Three Stooges, (Fox and Fiends) are all such idiots I can't even take them seriously enough to waste my energy on them.

[DMacTX]

23. Hannity, Morris,..and that English prick Stuart someone

& I'm English so he makes me madder.

Megyn Kelly has gone up couple notches in my opinion this week.

[doc03]

24. I would like to smack 1.Hannity 2. Douche 3. Killmede

I can't say what I would like to do with O'Really and Dickhead Morris.

[Zambero]

25. No contest. Hannity.

Would rather see his as-of-yet unfulfilled waterboarding video however.