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Deep breaths everyone. I couldn't help myself. Kinda made me think of "W."
Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your ears hang low?
Do your ears stand high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you summon o'er your neighbor
With a minimum of labor?
Do your ears stand high?
http://www.boston.com/dailydose/2012/11/07/earlobe-creases-linked-heart-attacks-and-other-questionable-study-findings/eA4vY49ufzrA5SAJtZwEwN/story.html
